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    This is the only scientific journal I follow.

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    "Proceedings from the Dog Turd", Elsevier, annual subscription cost: several arms and legs

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    • F [email protected]

      For sure. I see one in my town occasionally:

      LIBERALS ARE DEMONIC

      šŸ™„

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      Hell yeah šŸ˜ŽšŸŽø

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        All you need to get published is a Silverado, some stickers, and someone with a first grade understanding of the English language. The review in this case comes after the publication.

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        (For other school systems: in the US, 1st graders are usually 5 or 6 years old)

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          This reminds me of working at KMart whenever the "tin foil hat" people would come in and ask if we had devices to "stop the government from hacking my TV".

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            This reminds me of working at KMart whenever the "tin foil hat" people would come in and ask if we had devices to "stop the government from hacking my TV".

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            To be fair, the government is definitely hacking our TVs.

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              Common emotional support truck owner

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                Are you sure the driver is not a cat

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                • E [email protected]

                  Are you sure the driver is not a cat

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                  It can't be ruled out

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                  • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                    It can't be ruled out

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                    It cat’n?

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                      This guy gets it, try to really dig into your conclusions before investigating anything & anytime someone provides good reasons they aren't actually true. Get really belligerent and obstinate when someone traps you with 'logical reasons' or 'convincing evidence'. Then you too can maintain an irrational childish perspective through adulthood & never have to challenge your beliefs or learn anything even slightly uncomfortable.

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                      • G [email protected]

                        This reminds me of when I was about 8 years old. I read online that vaccines are bad, and fluoride in the drinking water was part of some evil plot. I told everyone about it and it took about a day for me to realize how wrong I was. I was embarrassed for a while, but every time I see something like this I feel so lucky I developed critical thinking before it was too late.

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                        I wish I hadn’t to be honest with you. I wish I could have carried on relating to my family, ignorant of the problems of this world.

                        I miss believing in ghosts. I miss the comfort I got praying as I walked through a dark room. I miss the live music at church a few times a week, the big tent revivals, believing I was seeing actual miracles when faith healers called someone up.

                        I miss that short window in life when the only things that I knew related directly to me and my community.

                        I don’t miss any of it enough to actually, honestly go back even if I could, but damn.

                        I’m just worked up because a stray cat got hit by a car. There’s something wrong with me, I swear haha. Sorry for this.

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                          This guy gets it, try to really dig into your conclusions before investigating anything & anytime someone provides good reasons they aren't actually true. Get really belligerent and obstinate when someone traps you with 'logical reasons' or 'convincing evidence'. Then you too can maintain an irrational childish perspective through adulthood & never have to challenge your beliefs or learn anything even slightly uncomfortable.

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                          That makes me sad, because it's probably true. Someone he lived probably got cancer and he somehow in his brain connected it to the dog. Grief is a hell of a thing

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                            Are you sure the driver is not a cat

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                            Toonces?

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                            • P [email protected]

                              I like to imagine this person taking the time to individually affix each of these letters to their Chevy Silverado

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                              That's the most beautiful part. This took time and effort.

                              Someone shopped for the letters they needed, for this. Maybe they made a second trip to the store when they ran out of "A".

                              Maybe they got the first message on there, and looked at it later and thought, "I need to be doing more to prevent dog butt cancer from spreading." And so they added more to the message.

                              Edit: And this comment of mine will probably be on display in a museum in 100 years, beside a caption explaining that I later died of entirely preventable dog butt cancer...

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                                Pervert no dogs cancer in house

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                                • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                  To be fair, the government is definitely hacking our TVs.

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                                  Tbf, they don't have to "hack" if they have backdoor access, or simply buy your data (and then they don't even need a warrant!)

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                                    You "an" me ...

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                                    The Krusty Krab pizza,

                                    Is the pizza,

                                    For you an me,

                                    The Krusty Krab pizza,

                                    Is the pizza,

                                    Free delivery.

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                                    • A [email protected]

                                      Tbf, they don't have to "hack" if they have backdoor access, or simply buy your data (and then they don't even need a warrant!)

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                                      I was using ā€œhackā€ very loosely here but basically what I meant was backdoor and everything else Snowden warned us about.

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                                        It always amuses me how much American idiots like to show off in public how stupid they are, and how proud they are about it.

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                                          Here’s another theory, these people know exactly how crazy this looks. There’s some kind of secret online community where they share these pics of their own vehicles with each other. Then they find where other people online post their pics and laugh about what the reactions are.

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                                          Or someone gets the stickers and puts them on a random vehicle in a parking lot.

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