Don't tell me what to do.
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“RFK questions guidance on not putting spring rolls up your anus.”
Is that him or the worm talking?
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Literally 1984
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Well thank goodness I'm not a patient..
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Doctors are giving this patient a new idea he'd never considered before.
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Breaking news
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How else do u digest them tho???
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Hey it's Cheryl or Charlene or Carina or whatever...
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Use summer rolls instead. They're usually bigger anyway.
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Is that him or the worm talking?
Maybe the worm likes spring rolls.
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just gonna leave this here https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/doctors-warning-people-not-insert-17802129
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Wait what???
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Tik Tok challenges are really going to another level.
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"Insert from other end"
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...unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.
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Well now I’m gonna do it out of spite.
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Well excuse me for being a good host during my digital rectal exam.
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Hey it's Cheryl or Charlene or Carina or whatever...
It's CRYS-TAL!
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It's the fried ones that are the problem: crispy = sharp edges = torn bowel = septic shock = dead.
The fresh ones with the squishy exterior should feel much more like a penis going into your ass. Choose the sauce carefully - your entire GI tract has receptors sensitive to spiciness.
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Literally 1984
The surveillance is a bit anal.
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I couldn't find spring rolls on AnyDice.com
