Don't tell me what to do.
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Well thank goodness I'm not a patient..
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Doctors are giving this patient a new idea he'd never considered before.
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Breaking news
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How else do u digest them tho???
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Hey it's Cheryl or Charlene or Carina or whatever...
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Use summer rolls instead. They're usually bigger anyway.
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Is that him or the worm talking?
Maybe the worm likes spring rolls.
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just gonna leave this here https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/doctors-warning-people-not-insert-17802129
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Wait what???
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Tik Tok challenges are really going to another level.
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"Insert from other end"
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...unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.
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Well now I’m gonna do it out of spite.
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Well excuse me for being a good host during my digital rectal exam.
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Hey it's Cheryl or Charlene or Carina or whatever...
It's CRYS-TAL!
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It's the fried ones that are the problem: crispy = sharp edges = torn bowel = septic shock = dead.
The fresh ones with the squishy exterior should feel much more like a penis going into your ass. Choose the sauce carefully - your entire GI tract has receptors sensitive to spiciness.
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Literally 1984
The surveillance is a bit anal.
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I couldn't find spring rolls on AnyDice.com
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Well excuse me for being a good host during my digital rectal exam.
He didn't complain about the tea kettle at least, that's just being hospitable
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It's the fried ones that are the problem: crispy = sharp edges = torn bowel = septic shock = dead.
The fresh ones with the squishy exterior should feel much more like a penis going into your ass. Choose the sauce carefully - your entire GI tract has receptors sensitive to spiciness.
If you want to push the spicy level but not have a visit from Satan's eyeball, they make this great barrier ointment called Ilex. Just, uh, you have to be careful not to glue your butt cheeks closed to most folk put some Vaseline on afters. Who knows, maybe they've fixed that but i last used it regularly when I wanted to belong to the nuclear taco club but couldn't get Thursdays off, it's been a minute.
