Don't tell me what to do.
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I couldn't find spring rolls on AnyDice.com
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Well excuse me for being a good host during my digital rectal exam.
He didn't complain about the tea kettle at least, that's just being hospitable
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It's the fried ones that are the problem: crispy = sharp edges = torn bowel = septic shock = dead.
The fresh ones with the squishy exterior should feel much more like a penis going into your ass. Choose the sauce carefully - your entire GI tract has receptors sensitive to spiciness.
If you want to push the spicy level but not have a visit from Satan's eyeball, they make this great barrier ointment called Ilex. Just, uh, you have to be careful not to glue your butt cheeks closed to most folk put some Vaseline on afters. Who knows, maybe they've fixed that but i last used it regularly when I wanted to belong to the nuclear taco club but couldn't get Thursdays off, it's been a minute.
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FLARED. BASE.
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“RFK questions guidance on not putting spring rolls up your anus.”
I'm not watching him and his grandchildren do this on live TV..
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If I insert the spring rolls into my ass, will I shit them out from my mouth?
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Doctors don't know what you put in your but if you also shove an apple up there beforehand.
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Literally 1984
DO NOT SHOVE SPRINGROLLS UP YOUR ASS
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If I insert the spring rolls into my ass, will I shit them out from my mouth?
I think there is only one way to find out...
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Doctors hate this one trick where patients stick spring rolls up their ass.
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Wait what???
What what?
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More importantly, is that soy sauce? Y'all eat spring rolls with motherfucking soy sauce? Ewwwwww
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Chaotic Good Karen.
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What what?
In the butt...
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More importantly, is that soy sauce? Y'all eat spring rolls with motherfucking soy sauce? Ewwwwww
Yeah. You should be lubricating your spring rolls with sweet&sour sauce.
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If I insert the spring rolls into my ass, will I shit them out from my mouth?
No. Secret third thing. If you find out, do not tell them.
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...unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.
You are a menace.
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"Insert from other end"
Instructions unclear. Urethra is now also unclear.
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Well, I wasn't going to before, but now I am wondering what hidden secrets they are keeping from us??
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More importantly, is that soy sauce? Y'all eat spring rolls with motherfucking soy sauce? Ewwwwww
The fuck? First person I've met that objects to this. Even the sushi places usually throw in soy sauce for your spring rolls
