Don't tell me what to do.
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Well now I’m gonna do it out of spite.
what kind of sauce you gonna put on it?
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FLARED. BASE.
Hindsight is always 20/20.
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If you want to push the spicy level but not have a visit from Satan's eyeball, they make this great barrier ointment called Ilex. Just, uh, you have to be careful not to glue your butt cheeks closed to most folk put some Vaseline on afters. Who knows, maybe they've fixed that but i last used it regularly when I wanted to belong to the nuclear taco club but couldn't get Thursdays off, it's been a minute.
First they invented great barrier reef, now they make great barrier ointment. My God what horrors and highlights, the hubris of humankind.
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First they told us not to eat the yellow snow, now they're telling us not to stick spring rolls up our poop chutes. It's like doctors don't want us to find any joy in our lives.
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It's because those doctors already have anal beads in their ass.
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If I insert the spring rolls into my ass, will I shit them out from my mouth?
If you put enough up there, sure.
You'd be like one of those PEZ dispensers.
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Hindsight is always 20/20.
I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.
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First they told us not to eat the yellow snow, now they're telling us not to stick spring rolls up our poop chutes. It's like doctors don't want us to find any joy in our lives.
Or give them reasons to earn money while also telling crazy ass stories to their friends and family. Literally.
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Bread
What goes up must always come down
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"Breaking news"
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what kind of sauce you gonna put on it?
Teriya-KY
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DO NOT SHOVE SPRINGROLLS UP YOUR ASS
Don't shove spring rolls up your ass, shove autumn wraps into the digestive system in reverse.
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A spring roll a day…
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It's the fried ones that are the problem: crispy = sharp edges = torn bowel = septic shock = dead.
The fresh ones with the squishy exterior should feel much more like a penis going into your ass. Choose the sauce carefully - your entire GI tract has receptors sensitive to spiciness.
Best thing to do is just fry the egg rolls inside your bowels. First you coat your lower intestines with aluminum foil, then you shove in the egg rolls and pour in the hot oil.
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This is why we can’t have free healthcare.
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they are going that way anyway, why not have a couple take a shortcut
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just gonna leave this here https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/doctors-warning-people-not-insert-17802129
"I can almost recognize my bottom again" is an all time quote
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Several years back, I went to the store at the beginning of summer to get some foam pool noodles for the pool. I couldn't find them anywhere, not even Walmart.
The next spring, they were everywhere, but they all included a tag or sticker that read "Not to be inserted rectally."
So we had to go a summer without pool noodles so the government regulators could protect us against some butt stuff some weirdo tried.
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Several years back, I went to the store at the beginning of summer to get some foam pool noodles for the pool. I couldn't find them anywhere, not even Walmart.
The next spring, they were everywhere, but they all included a tag or sticker that read "Not to be inserted rectally."
So we had to go a summer without pool noodles so the government regulators could protect us against some butt stuff some weirdo tried.
if you can shove a pool noodle up yer arse, I don't think the government should tell you not too
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if you can shove a pool noodle up yer arse, I don't think the government should tell you not too
SOMEBODY should tell you not to!
