Don't tell me what to do.
-
This post did not contain any content.
A spring roll a day…
-
It's the fried ones that are the problem: crispy = sharp edges = torn bowel = septic shock = dead.
The fresh ones with the squishy exterior should feel much more like a penis going into your ass. Choose the sauce carefully - your entire GI tract has receptors sensitive to spiciness.
Best thing to do is just fry the egg rolls inside your bowels. First you coat your lower intestines with aluminum foil, then you shove in the egg rolls and pour in the hot oil.
-
This post did not contain any content.wrote on last edited by [email protected]
This is why we can’t have free healthcare.
-
This post did not contain any content.
they are going that way anyway, why not have a couple take a shortcut
-
just gonna leave this here https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/doctors-warning-people-not-insert-17802129
"I can almost recognize my bottom again" is an all time quote
-
This post did not contain any content.
Several years back, I went to the store at the beginning of summer to get some foam pool noodles for the pool. I couldn't find them anywhere, not even Walmart.
The next spring, they were everywhere, but they all included a tag or sticker that read "Not to be inserted rectally."
So we had to go a summer without pool noodles so the government regulators could protect us against some butt stuff some weirdo tried.
-
Several years back, I went to the store at the beginning of summer to get some foam pool noodles for the pool. I couldn't find them anywhere, not even Walmart.
The next spring, they were everywhere, but they all included a tag or sticker that read "Not to be inserted rectally."
So we had to go a summer without pool noodles so the government regulators could protect us against some butt stuff some weirdo tried.
if you can shove a pool noodle up yer arse, I don't think the government should tell you not too
-
if you can shove a pool noodle up yer arse, I don't think the government should tell you not too
SOMEBODY should tell you not to!
-
SOMEBODY should tell you not to!
you just did, and that's enough.
if you don't mind me, I'm going to get a pool noodle for research
-
This post did not contain any content.
Yeah probably the same "doctors" that give vaccines and think covid is real
-
you just did, and that's enough.
if you don't mind me, I'm going to get a pool noodle for research
Well, have fun.
-
I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.
I reckon a friend of theirs was looking for something real hard.
-
This post did not contain any content.
The new sexually frustrated boomer trend
-
This post did not contain any content.
My body, my choice.
-
Maybe the worm likes spring rolls.
Do you have any idea how hard it is for a brain parasite to order takeout?
-
This post did not contain any content.
Well DUH! It's summer idiots.
-
I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.
I know right?! You could fit your entire wallet in there, and they'd never guess the password!
Don't ask how I know this, I don't have any trucknuts..
-
The fuck? First person I've met that objects to this. Even the sushi places usually throw in soy sauce for your spring rolls
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Wait, sushi places have spring rolls? Never seen one offer those. I thought it was a doner kebab thing, I get them with cream sauce or garlic sauce or something. Definitely not soy sauce yuck.
-
This post did not contain any content.
Just watch me motherfucker
-
This post did not contain any content.
I have moved on to egg rolls.
