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  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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    I mean, I’m still marking you absent. But you’re definitely getting an A for creative effort!

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

      He's so high he doesn't realize that the bug blocking his door is the professor

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      Why does she have wings!?

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        I mean, I’m still marking you absent. But you’re definitely getting an A for creative effort!

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        Even sending me a note that you're going to be late is more consideration than I usually get, but I've got enough on-spectrum students that I can very much see this being a legit scenario (though I teach CS so it's a little heavy on the neurodivergent representation). IDK, if they're an otherwise decent student I might let this slide (once), though almost entirely for the novelty of someone actually letting me know they're running late.

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        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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          When I move

          You move

          just like that

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          • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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            Sir, this is a Wendy's

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            • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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              This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.

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                When I move

                You move

                just like that

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                Hell yeah hey dj bring that back

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                  This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.

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                  i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

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                  • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                    Sir, this is a Wendy's

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                    ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.

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                    • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                      He's so high he doesn't realize that the bug blocking his door is the professor

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                      It's Professor Hanks

                      https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty

                      Fun fact: he's in fact Tom Hanks' brother

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                      • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                        It's Professor Hanks

                        https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty

                        Fun fact: he's in fact Tom Hanks' brother

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                        I thought you were joking

                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Hanks

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                        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                          There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.

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                            Even sending me a note that you're going to be late is more consideration than I usually get, but I've got enough on-spectrum students that I can very much see this being a legit scenario (though I teach CS so it's a little heavy on the neurodivergent representation). IDK, if they're an otherwise decent student I might let this slide (once), though almost entirely for the novelty of someone actually letting me know they're running late.

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                            The specific wording of the note is a direct reference to Kafka's metamorphosis! So depending on the class and year, teacher should be proud.

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                              i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

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                              If the class was on Kafka I'd give them top marks

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                                If the class was on Kafka I'd give them top marks

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                                as an etymologyst, it really bugs me when i get n to my work

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                                  Respectfully, I am in tears,

                                  My brain at random

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                                  Might make this my work signature tbh

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                                  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                                    Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?

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                                    • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                                      I'll allow it

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                                        When I move

                                        You move

                                        just like that

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                                        I expect more from you, Spruce.

                                        I'll see you after class 😉

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                                          ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.

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                                          If one more motherfucker walks in and says this shit in target I'm gonna lose it

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