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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

    He's so high he doesn't realize that the bug blocking his door is the professor

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    Why does she have wings!?

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      I mean, I’m still marking you absent. But you’re definitely getting an A for creative effort!

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      Even sending me a note that you're going to be late is more consideration than I usually get, but I've got enough on-spectrum students that I can very much see this being a legit scenario (though I teach CS so it's a little heavy on the neurodivergent representation). IDK, if they're an otherwise decent student I might let this slide (once), though almost entirely for the novelty of someone actually letting me know they're running late.

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        When I move

        You move

        just like that

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        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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          Sir, this is a Wendy's

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          • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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            This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.

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            • S [email protected]

              When I move

              You move

              just like that

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              Hell yeah hey dj bring that back

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                This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.

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                i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

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                • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                  Sir, this is a Wendy's

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                  ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.

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                  • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                    He's so high he doesn't realize that the bug blocking his door is the professor

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                    It's Professor Hanks

                    https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty

                    Fun fact: he's in fact Tom Hanks' brother

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                    • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                      It's Professor Hanks

                      https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty

                      Fun fact: he's in fact Tom Hanks' brother

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                      I thought you were joking

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Hanks

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                        There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.

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                          Even sending me a note that you're going to be late is more consideration than I usually get, but I've got enough on-spectrum students that I can very much see this being a legit scenario (though I teach CS so it's a little heavy on the neurodivergent representation). IDK, if they're an otherwise decent student I might let this slide (once), though almost entirely for the novelty of someone actually letting me know they're running late.

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                          The specific wording of the note is a direct reference to Kafka's metamorphosis! So depending on the class and year, teacher should be proud.

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                            i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

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                            If the class was on Kafka I'd give them top marks

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                              If the class was on Kafka I'd give them top marks

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                              as an etymologyst, it really bugs me when i get n to my work

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                                Respectfully, I am in tears,

                                My brain at random

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                                Might make this my work signature tbh

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                                  Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?

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                                    I'll allow it

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                                      When I move

                                      You move

                                      just like that

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                                      I expect more from you, Spruce.

                                      I'll see you after class 😉

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                                        ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.

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                                        If one more motherfucker walks in and says this shit in target I'm gonna lose it

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                                          Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?

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                                          You have some bug jousting reference you wanna let the class in on?

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