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  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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    Sir, this is a Wendy's

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      This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.

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        When I move

        You move

        just like that

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        Hell yeah hey dj bring that back

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          This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.

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          i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

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          • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

            Sir, this is a Wendy's

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            ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.

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            • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

              He's so high he doesn't realize that the bug blocking his door is the professor

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              It's Professor Hanks

              https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty

              Fun fact: he's in fact Tom Hanks' brother

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              • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                It's Professor Hanks

                https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty

                Fun fact: he's in fact Tom Hanks' brother

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                I thought you were joking

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Hanks

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                • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                  There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.

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                    Even sending me a note that you're going to be late is more consideration than I usually get, but I've got enough on-spectrum students that I can very much see this being a legit scenario (though I teach CS so it's a little heavy on the neurodivergent representation). IDK, if they're an otherwise decent student I might let this slide (once), though almost entirely for the novelty of someone actually letting me know they're running late.

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                    The specific wording of the note is a direct reference to Kafka's metamorphosis! So depending on the class and year, teacher should be proud.

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                      i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

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                      If the class was on Kafka I'd give them top marks

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                        If the class was on Kafka I'd give them top marks

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                        as an etymologyst, it really bugs me when i get n to my work

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                          Respectfully, I am in tears,

                          My brain at random

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                          Might make this my work signature tbh

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                          • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                            Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?

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                              I'll allow it

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                                When I move

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                                just like that

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                                I expect more from you, Spruce.

                                I'll see you after class 😉

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                                  ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.

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                                  If one more motherfucker walks in and says this shit in target I'm gonna lose it

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                                    Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?

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                                    You have some bug jousting reference you wanna let the class in on?

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                                      i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway

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                                      I’m newly a teacher (of adults), and I accept literally any excuse anyone gives me. I suspect that I’ll change that as time goes on, but I don’t even really get excuses.

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                                        Last time i've read this it hadn't had that huge white spacing.

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                                        • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                          There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.

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                                          Totally Kafkaesque.

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