Late
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When I move
You move
just like that
Hell yeah hey dj bring that back
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This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.
i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway
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Sir, this is a Wendy's
ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.
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He's so high he doesn't realize that the bug blocking his door is the professor
wrote on last edited by [email protected]It's Professor Hanks
https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty
Fun fact: he's in fact Tom Hanks' brother
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It's Professor Hanks
https://sib.illinois.edu/departments/entomology/directory/faculty
Fun fact: he's in fact Tom Hanks' brother
I thought you were joking
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There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.
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Even sending me a note that you're going to be late is more consideration than I usually get, but I've got enough on-spectrum students that I can very much see this being a legit scenario (though I teach CS so it's a little heavy on the neurodivergent representation). IDK, if they're an otherwise decent student I might let this slide (once), though almost entirely for the novelty of someone actually letting me know they're running late.
The specific wording of the note is a direct reference to Kafka's metamorphosis! So depending on the class and year, teacher should be proud.
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i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway
If the class was on Kafka I'd give them top marks
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If the class was on Kafka I'd give them top marks
as an etymologyst, it really bugs me when i get n to my work
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Respectfully, I am in tears,
My brain at random
Might make this my work signature tbh
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Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?
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I'll allow it
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When I move
You move
just like that
I expect more from you, Spruce.
I'll see you after class
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ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.
If one more motherfucker walks in and says this shit in target I'm gonna lose it
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Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?
You have some bug jousting reference you wanna let the class in on?
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i'm not a teacher, but if i was i'd excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i'd have taught them that day a anyway
I’m newly a teacher (of adults), and I accept literally any excuse anyone gives me. I suspect that I’ll change that as time goes on, but I don’t even really get excuses.
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Last time i've read this it hadn't had that huge white spacing.
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There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.
Totally Kafkaesque.
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ma'am, this is the last time i'm gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.
Sir this is not a bug, it's a hot dog
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There's no bug. But there's a mirror and that student has turned into a bug.
That time I was reincarnated as a bug and got spooked by my own reflection.
