My partner took her visiting family on a road trip. I have complete control of our home for two days.

[some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org]

I can do whatever I want. I can leave the door open while I go to the bathroom. If I want to skip a shower, no one will complain. Glorious, boring freedom.

[wirelesswire@lemmy.zip]

Enjoy your two days of freedom!

[kabi@lemm.ee]

you could even

*looks around*

bring the whole milk carton and an entire box of cookies to the telly

[blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Eat a Fray Bentos pie straight out of the tin

[homesweethomemrl@lemmy.world]

You're going to end up straightening up aren't you.

Well, as long as you got some tunes.

[jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works]

You certainly will not regret eating the entire box of cookies

[yesterday@lemmy.today]

Call me dull but when the family’s away, I love to tidy up first, then do all the things I would normally do (w/out distraction). However, I also turn up the stereo to get my groove on, and of course order dinner from a place they never let me. Either Chinese dumplings, Detroit-style pizza, street-style Thai, or Texas-style barbecue.

[some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org]

Call me dull

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