The solution to many problems
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It was clearly a figure of speech
Reading comprehension is one of the first things to go with acute lack of oxygen
Should check that out with doctor, just saying
Take a deep breath, it was just a joke.
You sound like you need a cigarette.
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It was the primary nail in my mother's coffin and her mother's coffin too.
Knowing that addictive tendencies are hereditary, I hope you are OK & continue to be OK.
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There's still hope. I still chain vape, but the amount of nicotine I use is but a whisper. It's entirely a routine at this point. I'm figuring out positive actions I can do whenever I feel the need to suck on my robot dick.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Asexual non smoker here. I have bad news for you:
The urge of sucking robot dick is truly universal and inevitable.
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Montezuma’s revenge
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As a tobacco fiend I couldn't ever get into smoking cigs. The only time in my life I've smoked consistently was when I was extra depressed and trying to microdose suicide. Guess I'm lucky
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This seems to ignore the important facts that smoking is A.) Cool and B.) Sexy.
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Asexual non smoker here. I have bad news for you:
The urge of sucking robot dick is truly universal and inevitable.
I'm hoping we make First Contact soon so I can make a healthy transition from Robot Dick to Alien Dick.
Sorry, that's insensitive.
Xenophallus.
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Gotta taper the nicotine down, even if you vape like a chimney out of habit, that way when you do try a cigarette again the nicotine is overpowering and gross
True! I was out of my element last year and ran out of juice due to poor planning. Resorted to sharing a smoke and felt like garbage for the next two days.
I do still miss the smell, though. Probably just nostalgia from feeling like a Cool Guy for the first time in my life choking down a Camel unfiltered behind the 7-11.
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Dutch tobacco? the whacky kind?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Halfsvere Shag. Finely shredded rolling tobacco like Drum or Ball Shag. I rolled my own smokes before I quit. The aroma, in my opinion, is dreamy, especially compared to American cigarettes.
If Bali Shag released incense sticks, I'd seriously consider purchasing them.
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You're both being pretty shitty guests, please just leave my daughter's birthday party.
You're going to have to call the police, buddy.
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Take a deep breath, it was just a joke.
You sound like you need a cigarette.
Talking about taking deep breaths...
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I smoked from the time I was 15, until I was 33. I got a prescription for something called Chantix that worked really well for me to quit permanently.
It worked well for a few people I knew, but one guy said it made him really depressed / suicidal.
Chantix isn’t available anymore because of something that was in it that might cause cancer, but there’s a generic form of it called varenicline that may or may not be available in your country. Ask your doctor maybe if there’s a pill that will help you quit.
This reads like a Pharma advert.
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Yes, smoking takes years off your life.
But they're the years at the end....
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I stopped smoking a while ago now.. but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.
Don't smoke kids.
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Holy pearl clutching.
Lemmy can be so stereotypically "well actually" annoying. Any light-hearted whatever topic will be filled with douchenoozles pearl clutching.
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I don't think people smoke because they feel like shit doing so, quite the opposite imo
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I stopped smoking a while ago now.. but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.
Don't smoke kids.
Tell me about it! I had to accept that part of quitting involved forever missing something, but knowing I'm better off without it.
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Tell me about it! I had to accept that part of quitting involved forever missing something, but knowing I'm better off without it.
I yearn for that strength. I'm sure I'll quit one day
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Tell me about it! I had to accept that part of quitting involved forever missing something, but knowing I'm better off without it.
How I feel about my (soon to be ex-) wife...
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I live alone and actively wish I could die. I'm not hurting anyone but myself.
I am glad that it's not cool with the younger generations, and that the whole vaping fad kinda died back.
Still though, the amount of self righteousness and lack of empathy from some non smokers really makes me glad that I will never have to hang out with those types of people.
Addiction is a hell of a thing, and when the alternative is worse than quitting, it's extremely difficult to quit.
Smokers are addicts that it's "morally acceptable" to shit on. The self righteous love it.
