'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting Audio
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I have the same hair and it's fucking impossible
It dries and frizzes immediately. If you don't have time to care for it daily, it inevitably looks like this.
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He was going for Roman Emperor with the last one, but he neglected to consider the shape of his head. I really don't know what haircut would look good with his strangely shaped face/head.
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ZuckFuck doesn't make his net worth each year. So let's compare it against tUS citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022
Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000
Median American net worth is ~$192,000I hate zuck as much as you but it's important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.
So it's like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine
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he's a billionaire. he can afford a daily stylist.
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To be fair, if it's personal and you don't want it out there, don't put it on anything on the internet.
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Meta goes far beyond simply scraping data you consciously send to them.
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This look feels like the opening sequences of Dazed & Confused.
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It's ok not to spend time and money on looks. No matter how much money you have. There's no obligation to look good for anyone. The way he looks is not the problem with him.
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Oh the irony
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If I’d had to bet whether this was The Onion before clicking this link, someone would be breaking my knees next week.
This timeline is absurd.
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of course it’s not “the” problem with him, we are clearly circlejerking here.
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People really do end up with the face they deserve.
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At least they are environmentally conscious, not like Facebook
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I refuse to believe that tweet is real on principal, but it's just tone deaf enough to have me question whether this might have actually been shat out by a corporate marketing team as part of some greenwashing effort.
If this is someone memeing however: Kudos, this one is very convincing despite being wildly ridiculous.
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It is satire, but they have a tweet on a environmentally friendly radar searchable on Google and a https://rtx.com/our-responsibility/sustainable-operations page so even if fake, it's not that far-fetched
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