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    Pentagon Pizza Index.

    semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS H ging@anarchist.nexusG kolanaki@pawb.socialK rem26_art@fedia.ioR 8 Replies Last reply
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      Pentagon Pizza Index.

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      Looks like it’s just Domino’s. Since that tastes the most like crayons clearly the Marines are being deployed.

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        There's also a 1,000% spike at Pizzato's, but others far below average. Seems like 2 or 3 offices working over the weekend, not everyone.

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          There's also a 1,000% spike at Pizzato's, but others far below average. Seems like 2 or 3 offices working over the weekend, not everyone.

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          Two days ago it was all of them but dominoes.

          Maybe they are just feeding the NG troops? Or maybe they are busy preparing for taking over Gaza.

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            What is the theory on why specifically they wouldn't understand the pizza index and use it as leverage to further cloak their activity? Just seems more likely to be a red herring than anything

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              What is the theory on why specifically they wouldn't understand the pizza index and use it as leverage to further cloak their activity? Just seems more likely to be a red herring than anything

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              The anti pizza index fund line item seems kinda funny.

              "Randomly purchase N boxes of pizza near offices with a 65% chance once a month" Assuming pizza is disposed immediately to prevent fraud waste and abuse of funds from an unauthorized pizza party.

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                How do we know they arent just having pizza parties instead of giving out raises and bonuses?

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                  Two days ago it was all of them but dominoes.

                  Maybe they are just feeding the NG troops? Or maybe they are busy preparing for taking over Gaza.

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                  Entirely possible. It's not a very good index, all things considered.

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                    It'll be serious once traffic at Papa John's picks up. That garlic butter sauce can only be consumed during times of crisis

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                      Looks like it’s just Domino’s. Since that tastes the most like crayons clearly the Marines are being deployed.

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                      it's 3/6

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                        What is the theory on why specifically they wouldn't understand the pizza index and use it as leverage to further cloak their activity? Just seems more likely to be a red herring than anything

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                        I ordered mine with no herring

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                          it's 3/6

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                          Wow, that's more than half!

                          Source: I'm in the Marines.

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                            The spicy garlic butter will guarantee a time of crisis very soon.

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                              The feels when my pizzeria is better and cheaper than dominos 🤷

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                                The feels when my pizzeria is better and cheaper than dominos 🤷

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                                Tbf, being better than dominos isnt hard 🤷‍♀️

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                                  Is this why Warren Buffet bought shares in Domino's?

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                                    Eesh, behind the times here I guess. What does this mean? What are we expecting or antipating?

                                    Edit: I see the article's insinuation that increased traffic could mean something's going down at the WH, but what are we thinking?

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