Thanks bro
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Send me her number. Because she clearly knows Tau are the only good guys in Warhammer.
Only if you’re cool with psychic brainwashing and a pseudo hive mind.
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Only if you’re cool with psychic brainwashing and a pseudo hive mind.
Exactly. Pseudo hive mind.
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I was about to ask who cares what some random dude says, but judging by the comments I'm the only one who isn't familiar with him.
lol he's the DCEU superman actor as well as for the Netflix The Witcher series, The Tudors, Man from UNCLE, Mission Impossible: Fallout.
I don't think it's relevant to this specific meme though. He's just handsome as all hell.
Amy [Adams] said, “Whenever I looked into his eyes, I started giggling because he has this effect on you. I think most women feel the same way about Henry. He’s dreamy.”
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Exactly. Pseudo hive mind.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Also, shooting? Who the fuck has time for that? Guns are for show, chain swords are for pros.
I’ll stick with my face punching, pissed off, genocidal, flying, fascist space vampires, thank you very much. No brainwashing involved with them, no sir. Not one bit.
I’d bring up giant robot coffins, too, but crisis suits are fuckin’ rad, even if you can’t shove a dead wizard in there.
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Ok so yes looking like Henry Cavill helps but how do you expect to go on a date with someone you like without asking them out? An amulet of Mara?
Amulets of Mara should honestly be a thing for normal people that don't want to use an app designed for shallow fucking.
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lol he's the DCEU superman actor as well as for the Netflix The Witcher series, The Tudors, Man from UNCLE, Mission Impossible: Fallout.
I don't think it's relevant to this specific meme though. He's just handsome as all hell.
Amy [Adams] said, “Whenever I looked into his eyes, I started giggling because he has this effect on you. I think most women feel the same way about Henry. He’s dreamy.”
Well, turns out I'm not gay afterall, because he does nothing for me.
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She could ask you out. But if you just wait you're giving up your initiative. Use your agency.
Exactly. I'm a dude and my SO all but asked me out (asked for my number and whatnot). At some point someone needs to take initiative, and the sooner that happens, the better it is for everyone, so it might as well be you, regardless of your gender.
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Sometimes she is the one who asks.
Sure, it also sometimes rains in the desert.
If you're not getting dates, waiting for her to ask obviously isn't working, so you might as well try doing the asking.
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So I recently found out my ex wife had a type. A type she desperately wanted me to fit into. A type that she would make me go to clothing stores for specific shirts that look good on pretty much no one but Henry Cavill.
I did not look like Henry Cavill. Turns out around the time we divorce she goes through this phase swooning over Henry Cavill. Then she cheats on me with a dude I don't know the name of (except I've unfortunately seen his dick) and low and behold he has this kind Henry Cavill build.
Fast forward several years to now. I lost about 100lbs. Started lifting. Getting swole cause it was fun now that my body was smaller. Ate more protein, added creatine. Drink lots of water. I need different shirts. I dig out some old shirts, the only ones that sort of fit well are the ones she got at clothing stores that look good on pretty much no one but Henry Cavill. Turns out they still don't look good on me, not because I'm not Henry Cavill, but I'm not a fuckboy.
I searched this text because I thought it might be copypasta. Great read lmao
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Sure, it also sometimes rains in the desert.
If you're not getting dates, waiting for her to ask obviously isn't working, so you might as well try doing the asking.
If nobody is asking, you have to ask. That goes for everyone.
I was just pointing out that asking the woman out is not necessary.
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I searched this text because I thought it might be copypasta. Great read lmao
Feels like it sometimes NGL
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Amulets of Mara should honestly be a thing for normal people that don't want to use an app designed for shallow fucking.
shallow fucking
is that what the kids call "just the tip" nowadays?
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Ok so yes looking like Henry Cavill helps but how do you expect to go on a date with someone you like without asking them out? An amulet of Mara?
Note that he says: "just ask her out".
Don't try to find out anything more about her. Don't try to see if maybe she might be interested. Don't do anything other than ask her out.
Now, sure, it's going to be hard to get someone to go out with you unless at some point you ask them out. But, if you follow his advice you're probably going to face a lot more rejection before you get a yes... unless you look like him.
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Also, shooting? Who the fuck has time for that? Guns are for show, chain swords are for pros.
I’ll stick with my face punching, pissed off, genocidal, flying, fascist space vampires, thank you very much. No brainwashing involved with them, no sir. Not one bit.
I’d bring up giant robot coffins, too, but crisis suits are fuckin’ rad, even if you can’t shove a dead wizard in there.
I personally enjoy the shoulder launched cruise missile that has a 6 foot range on the Broadside.
It might be pretty showy. And it might not create a gore fest Saw fans would be jealous of. And it might feel clunky.
Ok actually I don't have anything I just like being artillery with legs
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I should get him implants
Fix him first
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I personally enjoy the shoulder launched cruise missile that has a 6 foot range on the Broadside.
It might be pretty showy. And it might not create a gore fest Saw fans would be jealous of. And it might feel clunky.
Ok actually I don't have anything I just like being artillery with legs
All of those things, like all of 40K, are great things.
I just like being fists/chainswords with jump packs and dead guy robots, I get it.
I also love melee deep strikes into artillery armies, chef’s kiss.
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Just ask if she plays Warhammer bro
What if she says yes? She will think I'm some nerd who plays Warhammer. I'll just embarrass myself by knowing nothing about Warhammer.
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I searched this text because I thought it might be copypasta. Great read lmao
I can’t even lie I thought the same
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Must be nice to be super hot, very well known, and incredibly wealthy.
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I don't know where I saw it, and I can't seem to find it again, but I remember one video where a girl uses Cavill as an example of what SOME women find attractive. He's good-looking, yes, but what really got her was how he can talk about his interests with such passion. I'm obviously paraphrasing.
