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    Ocassionally they'll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they'll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I'm a thief

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    until someone is fr stealing your package xdd

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      until someone is fr stealing your package xdd

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      Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

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        I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that's technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.

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            I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that's technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.

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            The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eat the leftovers for a few days.

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              https://www.reddit.com/r/doordashgremlin/

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                I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that's technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.

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                Why would you hurt me by calling me out like this?

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                  The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eat the leftovers for a few days.

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                  Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing

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                    💯

                    Full Goblin Mode.

                    In my defense, either I dress, or I turn out all the lights at night so no-one has to see my undressed form, except as a shadow.

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                      You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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                        Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing

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                        I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.

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                          Fuck Amazon. Corporate scum

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                            You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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                            PUT ON TEETH?!

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                              You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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                              I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.

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                                PUT ON TEETH?!

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                                look a mr two tooth spuckler here

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                                  I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.

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                                  i think we use adhd differently

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                                    This is too accurate, but Golem probably looks happier then I do.

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                                      I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.

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                                      Oh no, without a bra, the horror!

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                                        Me except not Amazon.

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                                          i think we use adhd differently

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                                          Sounds like you use it differently than doctors then. Maybe look up the symptoms regarding executive functioning.

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