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      I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that's technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.

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      The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eat the leftovers for a few days.

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        https://www.reddit.com/r/doordashgremlin/

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          I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that's technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.

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          Why would you hurt me by calling me out like this?

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            The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eat the leftovers for a few days.

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            Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing

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              💯

              Full Goblin Mode.

              In my defense, either I dress, or I turn out all the lights at night so no-one has to see my undressed form, except as a shadow.

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                You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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                  Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing

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                  I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.

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                    Fuck Amazon. Corporate scum

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                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                      You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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                      PUT ON TEETH?!

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                        You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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                        I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.

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                          PUT ON TEETH?!

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                          look a mr two tooth spuckler here

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                            I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.

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                            i think we use adhd differently

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                              This is too accurate, but Golem probably looks happier then I do.

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                                I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.

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                                Oh no, without a bra, the horror!

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                                  Me except not Amazon.

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                                    i think we use adhd differently

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                                    Sounds like you use it differently than doctors then. Maybe look up the symptoms regarding executive functioning.

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                                      Sounds like you use it differently than doctors then. Maybe look up the symptoms regarding executive functioning.

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                                      Oh my bad, I do see here that under symptoms it has :

                                      1. Overly defensive of things they think
                                      2. Lives like an animal

                                      Or let me guess, this 'doctor' you see... is his name Wikipedia?

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