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  • J [email protected]

    I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that's technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.

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    The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eat the leftovers for a few days.

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      https://www.reddit.com/r/doordashgremlin/

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      • J [email protected]

        I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that's technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.

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        Why would you hurt me by calling me out like this?

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          The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eat the leftovers for a few days.

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          Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing

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            💯

            Full Goblin Mode.

            In my defense, either I dress, or I turn out all the lights at night so no-one has to see my undressed form, except as a shadow.

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              You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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                Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing

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                I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.

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                  Fuck Amazon. Corporate scum

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                  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                    You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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                    PUT ON TEETH?!

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                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                      You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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                      I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.

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                      • roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        PUT ON TEETH?!

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                        look a mr two tooth spuckler here

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                          I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.

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                          i think we use adhd differently

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                            This is too accurate, but Golem probably looks happier then I do.

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                            • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                              I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.

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                              Oh no, without a bra, the horror!

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                                Me except not Amazon.

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                                  i think we use adhd differently

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                                  Sounds like you use it differently than doctors then. Maybe look up the symptoms regarding executive functioning.

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                                    Sounds like you use it differently than doctors then. Maybe look up the symptoms regarding executive functioning.

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                                    Oh my bad, I do see here that under symptoms it has :

                                    1. Overly defensive of things they think
                                    2. Lives like an animal

                                    Or let me guess, this 'doctor' you see... is his name Wikipedia?

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