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    💯

    Full Goblin Mode.

    In my defense, either I dress, or I turn out all the lights at night so no-one has to see my undressed form, except as a shadow.

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      You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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        Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing

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        I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.

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          Fuck Amazon. Corporate scum

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          • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

            You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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            PUT ON TEETH?!

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              You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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              I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.

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              • roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                PUT ON TEETH?!

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                look a mr two tooth spuckler here

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                  I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.

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                  i think we use adhd differently

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                    This is too accurate, but Golem probably looks happier then I do.

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                    • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                      I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.

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                      Oh no, without a bra, the horror!

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                        Me except not Amazon.

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                          i think we use adhd differently

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                          Sounds like you use it differently than doctors then. Maybe look up the symptoms regarding executive functioning.

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                            Sounds like you use it differently than doctors then. Maybe look up the symptoms regarding executive functioning.

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                            Oh my bad, I do see here that under symptoms it has :

                            1. Overly defensive of things they think
                            2. Lives like an animal

                            Or let me guess, this 'doctor' you see... is his name Wikipedia?

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