Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Not The Onion
  3. Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight

Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Not The Onion
nottheonion
35 Posts 31 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
    etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #1
    This post did not contain any content.
    P S S T H 17 Replies Last reply
    155
    • etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
      This post did not contain any content.
      P This user is from outside of this forum
      P This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #2

      Kristy needs to tell me who her drug dealer is, he has some good weird shit, apparently

      P T 2 Replies Last reply
      21
      • etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
        This post did not contain any content.
        S This user is from outside of this forum
        S This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #3

        His name was Hannibal Lector.

        Weird shit republicans say for a thousand, Alex.

        radix@lemmy.worldR 1 Reply Last reply
        11
        • S [email protected]

          His name was Hannibal Lector.

          Weird shit republicans say for a thousand, Alex.

          radix@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
          radix@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #4

          The "late, great" Hannibal Lector.

          1 Reply Last reply
          10
          • etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
            This post did not contain any content.
            S This user is from outside of this forum
            S This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by
            #5

            iapetus@slrpnk.netI 1 Reply Last reply
            8
            • etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
              This post did not contain any content.
              T This user is from outside of this forum
              T This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #6

              Remember when you needed proof to say stuff and have people believe you? Nowadays you can say whatever the fuck you want with fake numbers and straight up lies and people will believe you if you have any kind of charisma or authority.

              F S 2 Replies Last reply
              46
              • P [email protected]

                Kristy needs to tell me who her drug dealer is, he has some good weird shit, apparently

                P This user is from outside of this forum
                P This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #7

                Honestly?

                She's the trolls queen, she's just can't be true.

                T 1 Reply Last reply
                5
                • etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                  This post did not contain any content.
                  H This user is from outside of this forum
                  H This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by
                  #8

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  18
                  • T [email protected]

                    Remember when you needed proof to say stuff and have people believe you? Nowadays you can say whatever the fuck you want with fake numbers and straight up lies and people will believe you if you have any kind of charisma or authority.

                    F This user is from outside of this forum
                    F This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #9

                    Nowadays? Isn't this exactly what Hitler did?

                    huppakee@feddit.nlH 1 Reply Last reply
                    12
                    • etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                      This post did not contain any content.
                      R This user is from outside of this forum
                      R This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #10

                      Pizza the Hut?

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      5
                      • etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                        This post did not contain any content.
                        S This user is from outside of this forum
                        S This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #11

                        A fenririii@lemmy.worldF B 3 Replies Last reply
                        35
                        • F [email protected]

                          Nowadays? Isn't this exactly what Hitler did?

                          huppakee@feddit.nlH This user is from outside of this forum
                          huppakee@feddit.nlH This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #12

                          Yeah this isn't the first time ever

                          O 1 Reply Last reply
                          4
                          • etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                            This post did not contain any content.
                            2 This user is from outside of this forum
                            2 This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by
                            #13

                            So I was initially kidding with my theory that she was parodying herself to see how far she could take it but I'm no longer sure.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            6
                            • etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                              This post did not contain any content.
                              R This user is from outside of this forum
                              R This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #14

                              Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              4
                              • etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                                This post did not contain any content.
                                treadful@lemmy.zipT This user is from outside of this forum
                                treadful@lemmy.zipT This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #15

                                Not a single bit of fact checking in the article.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                7
                                • S [email protected]

                                  A This user is from outside of this forum
                                  A This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #16

                                  Hello boys.

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  1
                                  • huppakee@feddit.nlH [email protected]

                                    Yeah this isn't the first time ever

                                    O This user is from outside of this forum
                                    O This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #17

                                    But this time it’s different because everyone has every chance to have full access to the information leading up and still chose pain. So there’s that.

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    3
                                    • etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                                      This post did not contain any content.
                                      W This user is from outside of this forum
                                      W This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #18

                                      I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.

                                      She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.

                                      G M 2 Replies Last reply
                                      20
                                      • etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                                        This post did not contain any content.
                                        huppakee@feddit.nlH This user is from outside of this forum
                                        huppakee@feddit.nlH This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #19

                                        For all we know he was bad at plotting his escape.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        1
                                        • etal_isgitch@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                                          This post did not contain any content.
                                          P This user is from outside of this forum
                                          P This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #20

                                          Paywall
                                          https://web.archive.org/web/20250701184505/https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-says-cannibal-ate-himself-on-ice-deportation-flight/

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          2
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups