Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?

[kalcifer@sh.itjust.works]

How to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish

Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?

[monkeytown@midwest.social]

https://www.wikihow.com/Boil-Sweet-Potatoes

I think I might be going on a quest in middle earth..

[zachimusprime44@lemmy.world]

[jpakx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Imma be pushed in a water heater

https://www.wikihow.com/Test-a-Hot-Water-Heater-Element

[theluckyone@discuss.online]

I die changing a CV axle.

How did they know I own a Subaru?

[redwattlebird@lemmings.world]

https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador

Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.

[skulblaka@sh.itjust.works]

"How to put a collar on a cat" yeah that tracks honestly

[agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works]

You must be a crewman on the Sargossa

[marcie@lemmy.ml]

https://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account

I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service

[sirklingofthedrains@hexbear.net]

Giving a bullshit reason for breaking up with my partner (guess i need to start dating again to fulfill my destiny)

https://www.wikihow.com/Reasons-to-Break-Up

[nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

How to get rid of ulcer pain... In this healthcare system, probably

[claymore@lemm.ee]

Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.

[wintermute@discuss.tchncs.de]

I got "How to remove a urinary catheter"

[weeeeum@lemmy.world]

How to run away from an abusive home.

I was already planning to run away from an abusive home.

This is horrifying

[toddestan@lemm.ee]

I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.

So it's at least plausible.

[ahal@lemmy.ca]

At least you aren't going to die becoming a southern belle.

[pip@slrpnk.net]

"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"

Am I going to get sacked by a dog?

[deathbird@mander.xyz]

I die building a pigeon coop.

[bmebenji@lemm.ee]

“Loving Yourself: Simple and Easy Ways to Practice Self-Love Every Day”

Huh. Weird.

[nauticalnoodle@lemmy.ml]

I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"

Too late, I win!