Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?
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Imma be pushed in a water heater
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I die changing a CV axle.
How did they know I own a Subaru?
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https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador
Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.
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"How to put a collar on a cat" yeah that tracks honestly
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You must be a crewman on the Sargossa
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https://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account
I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service
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Giving a bullshit reason for breaking up with my partner (guess i need to start dating again to fulfill my destiny)
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How to get rid of ulcer pain... In this healthcare system, probably
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Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.
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I got "How to remove a urinary catheter"
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How to run away from an abusive home.
I was already planning to run away from an abusive home.
This is horrifying
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I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.
So it's at least plausible.
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At least you aren't going to die becoming a southern belle.
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"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"
Am I going to get sacked by a dog?
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I die building a pigeon coop.
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I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"
Too late, I win!
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Yes, dying from the most dangerous of human endeavors: small talk.
