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Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?

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  • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

    https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
    Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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    wrote on last edited by
    #76

    I die changing a CV axle.

    How did they know I own a Subaru?

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    • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

      https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
      Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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      #77

      https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador

      Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.

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      • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

        https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
        Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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        wrote on last edited by
        #78

        "How to put a collar on a cat" yeah that tracks honestly

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          Is that link rigged...? This is what I got:

          https://www.wikihow.com/Give-a-Rectal-Exam

          agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA This user is from outside of this forum
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          #79

          You must be a crewman on the Sargossa

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          • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

            https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
            Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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            #80

            https://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account

            I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service

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            • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

              https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
              Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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              #81

              Giving a bullshit reason for breaking up with my partner (guess i need to start dating again to fulfill my destiny)

              https://www.wikihow.com/Reasons-to-Break-Up

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              • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                wrote on last edited by
                #82

                How to get rid of ulcer pain... In this healthcare system, probably

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                • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                  https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                  Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #83

                  Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.

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                  • B [email protected]

                    Is that link rigged...? This is what I got:

                    https://www.wikihow.com/Give-a-Rectal-Exam

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                    wrote on last edited by
                    #84

                    I got "How to remove a urinary catheter" 😱🀣

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                    • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                      https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                      Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                      #85

                      How to run away from an abusive home.

                      I was already planning to run away from an abusive home.

                      This is horrifying

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                      • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                        https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                        Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                        #86

                        I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.

                        So it's at least plausible.

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                        • aradina@lemmy.mlA [email protected]

                          Apparently I'll die becoming Israeli

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                          wrote on last edited by
                          #87

                          At least you aren't going to die becoming a southern belle.

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                          • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                            https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                            Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                            wrote on last edited by
                            #88

                            "How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"

                            Am I going to get sacked by a dog?

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                            • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                              https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                              Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                              wrote on last edited by
                              #89

                              I die building a pigeon coop.

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                              • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                                https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                                Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                                #90

                                β€œLoving Yourself: Simple and Easy Ways to Practice Self-Love Every Day”

                                Huh. Weird.

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                                • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                                  https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                                  Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #91

                                  I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"

                                  Too late, I win!

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                                  • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                                    https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                                    Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                                    babyincubi@beehaw.orgB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #92

                                    i was killed by the 'phobes y'all 😒

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                                    • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                                      https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                                      Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #93

                                      Yes, dying from the most dangerous of human endeavors: small talk.

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                                        β€œLoving Yourself: Simple and Easy Ways to Practice Self-Love Every Day”

                                        Huh. Weird.

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                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #94

                                        I've heard a few stories of people dying practicing self love. Quite undignified!

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                                        • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                                          https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                                          Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #95

                                          I spent way to long thinking it was "How to make Scorpion man miss you". Thought I was gonna get stung.

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