Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?

[sirklingofthedrains@hexbear.net]

Giving a bullshit reason for breaking up with my partner (guess i need to start dating again to fulfill my destiny)

https://www.wikihow.com/Reasons-to-Break-Up

[nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

How to get rid of ulcer pain... In this healthcare system, probably

[claymore@lemm.ee]

Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.

[wintermute@discuss.tchncs.de]

I got "How to remove a urinary catheter"

[weeeeum@lemmy.world]

How to run away from an abusive home.

I was already planning to run away from an abusive home.

This is horrifying

[toddestan@lemm.ee]

I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.

So it's at least plausible.

[ahal@lemmy.ca]

At least you aren't going to die becoming a southern belle.

[pip@slrpnk.net]

"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"

Am I going to get sacked by a dog?

[deathbird@mander.xyz]

I die building a pigeon coop.

[bmebenji@lemm.ee]

“Loving Yourself: Simple and Easy Ways to Practice Self-Love Every Day”

Huh. Weird.

[nauticalnoodle@lemmy.ml]

I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"

Too late, I win!

[babyincubi@beehaw.org]

i was killed by the 'phobes y'all

[odo@lemmy.world]

Yes, dying from the most dangerous of human endeavors: small talk.

[essell@lemmy.world]

I've heard a few stories of people dying practicing self love. Quite undignified!

[rustyricotta@lemmy.ml]

I spent way to long thinking it was "How to make Scorpion man miss you". Thought I was gonna get stung.

[sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works]

[crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz]

How to wash a chest binder.

...I'm not afab???

[daniyeg@lemmy.ml]

How to Make a Bra in 15 Easy Steps

[sh__@lemmy.world]

Celebrating Onam apparently. I didn't know that existed even, but it seems so fun it's deadly.

[hyphlosion@lemm.ee]

https://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-the-Pain-from-a-Scratched-Cornea

How to deal with the pain from a cratched cornea.