Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?
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'How to treat a sprained neck'
So not sure if I'm the one with the neck injury or if I managed to get killed treating someone else
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How to Combine Documents in Microsoft Word
I always suspected
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Aw shit.
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https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You
UUUHHHHH
monday
inhales
I like coming here.
In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.
She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14...
It doesn't stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40's.
Nothing can.
It's not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.
My love is pure.
She's made to be mine.
"I want to be with her together."
tuesday
She just leaved the school to buy her meal.
Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.
She is so cute.
"I absoluetly want to be with her"
She seems to be alone right now.
"Is it my chance?"
Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.
Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.
Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.
Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: "ladies and gentleman, we got him"
Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.
"aww man"
I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.
Guys don't call the police it's for the thing
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well hmm, This could be interesting
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Praying for death by snu snu..
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https://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-Luggage-in-Plastic-at-Home
MISUNDERSTOOD INSTRUCTIONS, CAN'T BREATH.
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YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SNORT IT.
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IDF coming in hot
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Killed by some car yard dogs I suppose
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Here, don't stop! It's endless scroll meets wiki: https://wikitok.vercel.app/
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Deathliest catch.
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exactly lol
