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  • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

    Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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    #16

    Best part of skeletons? They don't get a share of party loot when the encounter is over, they just go back to dirtnap.

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    • K [email protected]

      I never regret fireball.

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      #17

      Never? Your Wizard wearing two Rings of Fire Resistance?

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        As a DM, my answer would be yes because it says animate not will into existence and yes because fossilized skeletons would look awesome.

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        +1 to AC because grave dirt is now rocks. I like it.

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        • F [email protected]

          If I was DM'ing, I might let you reanimate a pile of chicken bones, but you get a chicken skeleton with a chicken stat block.

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          If I animate a wolf skeleton does it get a wolf statblock?

          A version that can animate up to specific sizes and CRs when cast at a high enough level would be pretty neat.

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          • trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            Never? Your Wizard wearing two Rings of Fire Resistance?

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            #20

            the only hit point that matters is the last one.

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            • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              If I animate a wolf skeleton does it get a wolf statblock?

              A version that can animate up to specific sizes and CRs when cast at a high enough level would be pretty neat.

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              #21

              You get a wolf-sized humanoid skeleton

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              • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                "I wish for an army of skeletons!"

                "Granted! Your army of 13 skeletons stands up from the battlefield..."

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                Wish can consequence-free emulate any level 8 or lower spell. So you could get 11 worry-free skeletons, or risk never casting wish again if you need 13.

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                • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  If I animate a wolf skeleton does it get a wolf statblock?

                  A version that can animate up to specific sizes and CRs when cast at a high enough level would be pretty neat.

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                  I'd say sure. It's not like the wolf statblock is crazy different from regular skeleton stats; it wouldn't be game breaking or anything.

                  RAW on Animated Dead doesn't strictly limit the size of the creature when it's a pile of bones, but I think keeping it to small/medium creatures is reasonable.

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                  • F [email protected]

                    I'd say sure. It's not like the wolf statblock is crazy different from regular skeleton stats; it wouldn't be game breaking or anything.

                    RAW on Animated Dead doesn't strictly limit the size of the creature when it's a pile of bones, but I think keeping it to small/medium creatures is reasonable.

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                    D&D 5e does, not sure about other editions or other game systems off the top of my head.

                    Choose a pile of bones or a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

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                    • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      D&D 5e does, not sure about other editions or other game systems off the top of my head.

                      Choose a pile of bones or a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

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                      Well, that depends on how you group the statements.

                      Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid) within range.

                      OR

                      Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse) of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

                      Though I suppose also:

                      Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range).

                      Which would mean the bones version has unlimited range.

                      Yes, I am a programmer, why do you ask?

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                      • F [email protected]

                        Well, that depends on how you group the statements.

                        Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid) within range.

                        OR

                        Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse) of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

                        Though I suppose also:

                        Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range).

                        Which would mean the bones version has unlimited range.

                        Yes, I am a programmer, why do you ask?

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                        Technically if the bones were all laid out flat they wouldn't count as a pile!

                        No reanimated a corpse from a grave without pulling the bones out and arranging them first.

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                        • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          As a DM, my answer would be yes because it says animate not will into existence and yes because fossilized skeletons would look awesome.

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                          So what about golems then? Hopefully can be made from anything nearby.

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                            I'm so sick of this propaganda pushing the big skeleton agenda.

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                            #28

                            Wait. I think you're on to something. Reanimate a BIG SKELETON

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                            • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                              This is why I instead opt to carry scrolls of damn near every spell 8th level or lower.

                              It's a little bootleg compared to a real Wish, but in average circumstances I can give Batman a run for his money on being prepared for literally any eventuality.

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                              #29

                              Hmm, that works, but only for spells in your class list. That won't allow you to cast legend lore as a wizard, for instance

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                                the only hit point that matters is the last one.

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                                What about the first 99 because your character has a CON of 18-20 and the Tough feat?

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                                  So what about golems then? Hopefully can be made from anything nearby.

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                                  I always saw those as something you made first and then animated, something that involved days to sculpt/construct.

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                                  • trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    Never? Your Wizard wearing two Rings of Fire Resistance?

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                                    Is this just a meme, or not? I can't tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I'd always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I'm at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.

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                                      Hmm, that works, but only for spells in your class list. That won't allow you to cast legend lore as a wizard, for instance

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                                      RAW, yeah, you're right unfortunately. Our DM lets us make the DC check to cast a non-class scroll just like you'd make if you cast one too high level for you. Web searching tells me this is a popular homebrew rule.

                                      I may be making him regret that decision somewhat.

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                                        Always bring a cart full of bones with you everywhere you go. You will certainly not regret having a cart full of bones.

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                                        Why cart around a bunch of old bones when so many fresh sacks of bones willingly approach you? Some of them even follow beside you on your quests.

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                                        • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                          RAW, yeah, you're right unfortunately. Our DM lets us make the DC check to cast a non-class scroll just like you'd make if you cast one too high level for you. Web searching tells me this is a popular homebrew rule.

                                          I may be making him regret that decision somewhat.

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                                          Isn't that killing the thief rogue subclass's use magic device ability?

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