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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    D&D 5e does, not sure about other editions or other game systems off the top of my head.

    Choose a pile of bones or a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

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    Well, that depends on how you group the statements.

    Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid) within range.

    OR

    Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse) of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

    Though I suppose also:

    Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range).

    Which would mean the bones version has unlimited range.

    Yes, I am a programmer, why do you ask?

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      Well, that depends on how you group the statements.

      Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid) within range.

      OR

      Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse) of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

      Though I suppose also:

      Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range).

      Which would mean the bones version has unlimited range.

      Yes, I am a programmer, why do you ask?

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      Technically if the bones were all laid out flat they wouldn't count as a pile!

      No reanimated a corpse from a grave without pulling the bones out and arranging them first.

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        As a DM, my answer would be yes because it says animate not will into existence and yes because fossilized skeletons would look awesome.

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        So what about golems then? Hopefully can be made from anything nearby.

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          I'm so sick of this propaganda pushing the big skeleton agenda.

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          Wait. I think you're on to something. Reanimate a BIG SKELETON

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          • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

            This is why I instead opt to carry scrolls of damn near every spell 8th level or lower.

            It's a little bootleg compared to a real Wish, but in average circumstances I can give Batman a run for his money on being prepared for literally any eventuality.

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            Hmm, that works, but only for spells in your class list. That won't allow you to cast legend lore as a wizard, for instance

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              the only hit point that matters is the last one.

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              What about the first 99 because your character has a CON of 18-20 and the Tough feat?

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                So what about golems then? Hopefully can be made from anything nearby.

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                I always saw those as something you made first and then animated, something that involved days to sculpt/construct.

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                • trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  Never? Your Wizard wearing two Rings of Fire Resistance?

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                  Is this just a meme, or not? I can't tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I'd always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I'm at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.

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                    Hmm, that works, but only for spells in your class list. That won't allow you to cast legend lore as a wizard, for instance

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                    RAW, yeah, you're right unfortunately. Our DM lets us make the DC check to cast a non-class scroll just like you'd make if you cast one too high level for you. Web searching tells me this is a popular homebrew rule.

                    I may be making him regret that decision somewhat.

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                      Always bring a cart full of bones with you everywhere you go. You will certainly not regret having a cart full of bones.

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                      Why cart around a bunch of old bones when so many fresh sacks of bones willingly approach you? Some of them even follow beside you on your quests.

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                      • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                        RAW, yeah, you're right unfortunately. Our DM lets us make the DC check to cast a non-class scroll just like you'd make if you cast one too high level for you. Web searching tells me this is a popular homebrew rule.

                        I may be making him regret that decision somewhat.

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                        Isn't that killing the thief rogue subclass's use magic device ability?

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                          Isn't that killing the thief rogue subclass's use magic device ability?

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                          Little bit yeah. UMD is quite a bit more versatile than this though, ours is restricted to scrolls and requires a spellcaster check.

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                            Is there a requirement that there needs to be 13 skeletons readily available? Also, does it work on fossilized remains?

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                            Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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                            • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                              Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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                              13 skeletons is the max. To raise more you need a Bonelord. 13 Bonelords and you need a Lich. 13 Liches and you need a Titan.

                              After 13 Titans, 169 Liches, 2197 Bonelords, and 28561 skeletons... you reach Khali.

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                              • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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                                Fun fact: For a group of 13 skeletons attacking the same target, the probability that at least one of them crits is about 49%.

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                                • bytejunk@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                  Is this just a meme, or not? I can't tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I'd always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I'm at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.

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                                  I'll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.

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                                    Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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                                    Don’t animate my bones, bro.

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                                    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                                      Fun fact: For a group of 13 skeletons attacking the same target, the probability that at least one of them crits is about 49%.

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                                      Am i correct to assume that Crit would do 10-16 damage (depending on if you go with 5 on a hit or 1d6+2)? Of non-magical slashing damage?

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                                        Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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                                        Plasmoid says, "Ackchyually..."

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                                        • trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                          I'll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.

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                                          They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.

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