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  • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

    Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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    Don’t animate my bones, bro.

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    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

      Fun fact: For a group of 13 skeletons attacking the same target, the probability that at least one of them crits is about 49%.

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      Am i correct to assume that Crit would do 10-16 damage (depending on if you go with 5 on a hit or 1d6+2)? Of non-magical slashing damage?

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      • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

        Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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        Plasmoid says, "Ackchyually..."

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        • trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          I'll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.

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          They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.

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          • no_eponym@lemmy.caN [email protected]

            Am i correct to assume that Crit would do 10-16 damage (depending on if you go with 5 on a hit or 1d6+2)? Of non-magical slashing damage?

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            To be fair a fighter can't beat that from a distance of ten miles, while eating dinner and having some snacks.

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              They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.

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              Tiefling wizards out there telling all the humans and elves to pull themselves up by their fire proof bootstraps

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              • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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                You’d need a cart or something to transport the skeletons to battle though.

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                  I never regret fireball.

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                  My skeletons have defective boomerangs for arms. Great art ranged attacks

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                  • T [email protected]

                    Don’t animate my bones, bro.

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                    You can use my bones so long as you leave a tip

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                    • E [email protected]

                      Ah, that's the risky use of Wish though. It comes with a chance of losing the spell forever.

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                      "I wish that when I cast wish I won't lose the ability to cast wish"?

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                      • N [email protected]

                        You’d need a cart or something to transport the skeletons to battle though.

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                        They got legs don't they?

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                          They got legs don't they?

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                          How long do they stay up versus the portion of your daily mana allotment they cost? I feel a time-and-motion study coming on.

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                            Tiefling wizards out there telling all the humans and elves to pull themselves up by their fire proof bootstraps

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                            I'm a dragon, I fell into lava and panicked, only to find out it was somewhat pleasant

                            I then unceremoniously got out of said lava and accidentally whipped molten rock at a team mate

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                            • R [email protected]

                              So what about golems then? Hopefully can be made from anything nearby.

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                              I loved casting clay or Earth golem as a melee warrior

                              Nothing like beating the shit out of demons with the paving stones tanking hits

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                              • no_eponym@lemmy.caN [email protected]

                                Am i correct to assume that Crit would do 10-16 damage (depending on if you go with 5 on a hit or 1d6+2)? Of non-magical slashing damage?

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                                Piercing damage. They have a bow, so the group could shoot 13 arrows at +4 to hit, each with 1d6+2 damage.

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                                • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                  "I wish that when I cast wish I won't lose the ability to cast wish"?

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                                  Granted. The wish spell has never existed, so you can't use it.

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                                    I'm a dragon, I fell into lava and panicked, only to find out it was somewhat pleasant

                                    I then unceremoniously got out of said lava and accidentally whipped molten rock at a team mate

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                                    But was your character's equipment fireproof, and how much did it cost to replace every single mundane item that burst into flames and fell away like the cladding falling away from a house engulfed in flames?

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                                    • trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                      But was your character's equipment fireproof, and how much did it cost to replace every single mundane item that burst into flames and fell away like the cladding falling away from a house engulfed in flames?

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                                      I have been told by my elf lawyer/party wizard that I'm not legally obligated to answer this question

                                      😁

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