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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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    (Let's asume you have kids).

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    They probably couldn’t be happier, with a deep sigh of relief, seeing as how most of the others would look.

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      Probably not too much

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        I'd imagine that mine would end up like royal names, I'm the weirdest cunt, my child would be the 2nd weirdest cunt and so on

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        There was a king called “Cnut” - English/Danish name.

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          They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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            #105

            I don't get it

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            • K [email protected]

              (Let's asume you have kids).

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              #106

              Not at all

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                I don't get it

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                #107

                Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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                  They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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                  #108

                  Honestly i would join you in the lifestyle

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                  • K [email protected]

                    (Let's asume you have kids).

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                    They will dread everything free

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                    • K [email protected]

                      (Let's asume you have kids).

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                      As long as they find their own pocket rocks, I think we're peachy.

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                      • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

                        Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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                        #111

                        Sir Goldholz

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                        • meekah@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                          Sir Goldholz

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                          Yeah. Is not that bad

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                          • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

                            Yeah. Is not that bad

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                            I'm just joking about you mistyping "surname"

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                            • K [email protected]

                              (Let's asume you have kids).

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                              This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

                              I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

                              Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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                              • tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyzT [email protected]

                                This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

                                I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

                                Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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                                My surname is basically the state of being drunk. Coming from a family full of alcoholics, that’s fitting.

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                                • N [email protected]

                                  literally using my surname as my username RN

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                                  #116

                                  Captain 🫡

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                                  • K [email protected]

                                    (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                    I suppose it's not so bad spawning a few minor Riots.

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                                    • K [email protected]

                                      (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                      #118

                                      As long as they don't become Swedish and take a culinary career they should be fine.

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                                      • K [email protected]

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                                        #119

                                        Probably kinda normal tbh

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                                        • T [email protected]

                                          If you prefer, we can make jokes about how you don't have a username(or a surname for that matter).

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                                          #120

                                          I do prefer that joke, yes, it's a classic.

                                          Eh? Eh?

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