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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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  • K [email protected]

    (Let's asume you have kids).

    otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comO This user is from outside of this forum
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    As long as they find their own pocket rocks, I think we're peachy.

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    • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

      Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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      Sir Goldholz

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      • meekah@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

        Sir Goldholz

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        Yeah. Is not that bad

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        • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

          Yeah. Is not that bad

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          I'm just joking about you mistyping "surname"

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          • K [email protected]

            (Let's asume you have kids).

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            This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

            I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

            Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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            • tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyzT [email protected]

              This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

              I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

              Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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              My surname is basically the state of being drunk. Coming from a family full of alcoholics, that’s fitting.

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              • N [email protected]

                literally using my surname as my username RN

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                Captain 🫡

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                • K [email protected]

                  (Let's asume you have kids).

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                  I suppose it's not so bad spawning a few minor Riots.

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                  • K [email protected]

                    (Let's asume you have kids).

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                    As long as they don't become Swedish and take a culinary career they should be fine.

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                    • K [email protected]

                      (Let's asume you have kids).

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                      Probably kinda normal tbh

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                      • T [email protected]

                        If you prefer, we can make jokes about how you don't have a username(or a surname for that matter).

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                        I do prefer that joke, yes, it's a classic.

                        Eh? Eh?

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                        • kescusay@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                          Le plus drôle c'est que je parle français. Très amusant, n'est-ce pas?

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                          Hon hon hon

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                          • K [email protected]

                            (Let's asume you have kids).

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                            They will carry the greatest name one could carry. Do you know who I am.

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                            • K [email protected]

                              (Let's asume you have kids).

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                              If I were rich enough, my kids wouldn’t care. Money brings all the boys to the yard.

                              That’s Mr. Porksnort to you, peasant.

                              Since I am not rich enough to leave an inheritance, my kids will just hate me the usual amount.

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                                (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                Do they get all my usernames, or just the one on Lemmy?

                                On the upside, I think this username wouldn't be hard to spell out for people. There's no downside, mine is a perfect username.

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  Just make their middle name not.

                                  The. It's Steve Not Notsteve!

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                                  That's perfect!

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                                  • N [email protected]

                                    They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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                                    And they'd be mad about inheriting my poor vision.

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                                    • K [email protected]

                                      (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                      #127

                                      Probably slightly less than they already do.

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                                      • K [email protected]

                                        (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                        meh not that bad compared to most other names

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                                        • K [email protected]

                                          (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                          That will entirely depend on people remembering JarJar Binks so I don't know

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