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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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  • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

    Yeah. Is not that bad

    meekah@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
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    I'm just joking about you mistyping "surname"

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      (Let's asume you have kids).

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      This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

      I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

      Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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      • tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyzT [email protected]

        This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

        I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

        Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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        My surname is basically the state of being drunk. Coming from a family full of alcoholics, that’s fitting.

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          literally using my surname as my username RN

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          Captain 🫡

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            (Let's asume you have kids).

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            I suppose it's not so bad spawning a few minor Riots.

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              (Let's asume you have kids).

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              As long as they don't become Swedish and take a culinary career they should be fine.

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                Probably kinda normal tbh

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                • T [email protected]

                  If you prefer, we can make jokes about how you don't have a username(or a surname for that matter).

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                  I do prefer that joke, yes, it's a classic.

                  Eh? Eh?

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                  • kescusay@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                    Le plus drôle c'est que je parle français. Très amusant, n'est-ce pas?

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                    Hon hon hon

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                      (Let's asume you have kids).

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                      They will carry the greatest name one could carry. Do you know who I am.

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                        (Let's asume you have kids).

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                        If I were rich enough, my kids wouldn’t care. Money brings all the boys to the yard.

                        That’s Mr. Porksnort to you, peasant.

                        Since I am not rich enough to leave an inheritance, my kids will just hate me the usual amount.

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                          Do they get all my usernames, or just the one on Lemmy?

                          On the upside, I think this username wouldn't be hard to spell out for people. There's no downside, mine is a perfect username.

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                            Just make their middle name not.

                            The. It's Steve Not Notsteve!

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                            That's perfect!

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                              They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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                              And they'd be mad about inheriting my poor vision.

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                                Probably slightly less than they already do.

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                                  meh not that bad compared to most other names

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                                    That will entirely depend on people remembering JarJar Binks so I don't know

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                                      Not bad…. Not bad

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                                        It's... ok?

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                                          That will entirely depend on people remembering JarJar Binks so I don't know

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                                          Just say "only the 90s kids remember Jar Jar Bings!" and everyone else will forget. Well the 4th movie at least they will still remember 5 and 6.

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