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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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  • K [email protected]

    (Let's asume you have kids).

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    #122

    They will carry the greatest name one could carry. Do you know who I am.

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    • K [email protected]

      (Let's asume you have kids).

      porksnort@slrpnk.netP This user is from outside of this forum
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      #123

      If I were rich enough, my kids wouldn’t care. Money brings all the boys to the yard.

      That’s Mr. Porksnort to you, peasant.

      Since I am not rich enough to leave an inheritance, my kids will just hate me the usual amount.

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      • K [email protected]

        (Let's asume you have kids).

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        #124

        Do they get all my usernames, or just the one on Lemmy?

        On the upside, I think this username wouldn't be hard to spell out for people. There's no downside, mine is a perfect username.

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        • S [email protected]

          Just make their middle name not.

          The. It's Steve Not Notsteve!

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          #125

          That's perfect!

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          • N [email protected]

            They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

            nomad_scry@lemmy.sdf.orgN This user is from outside of this forum
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            #126

            And they'd be mad about inheriting my poor vision.

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            • K [email protected]

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              #127

              Probably slightly less than they already do.

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              • K [email protected]

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                meh not that bad compared to most other names

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                • K [email protected]

                  (Let's asume you have kids).

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                  #129

                  That will entirely depend on people remembering JarJar Binks so I don't know

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                  • K [email protected]

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                    Not bad…. Not bad

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                    • K [email protected]

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                      It's... ok?

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                      • J [email protected]

                        That will entirely depend on people remembering JarJar Binks so I don't know

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                        #132

                        Just say "only the 90s kids remember Jar Jar Bings!" and everyone else will forget. Well the 4th movie at least they will still remember 5 and 6.

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                        • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                          I don't have kids, but I imagine they'd be pissed to have to write out such a long name: Jennifer Grasshopper_Mouse? That shit would go aaaaall the way across the page.

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                          My surname has 14 characters. My full name has 23. Forms suck.

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                          • K [email protected]

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                            Hate-on for musical Mermaid Deadpool?

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                              If you’re still using some old and insecure encryption, you’re basically inviting the kids to practice their skills with your WLAN. If you notice that they’ve figured out how to crack WEP, it’s time to move on to WPA and see how long it takes them to find a way in.

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                              • K [email protected]

                                (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                #136

                                If my children are all psychopaths, they might actually appreciate a name like this.

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