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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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  • N [email protected]

    literally using my surname as my username RN

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    Captain 🫡

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    • K [email protected]

      (Let's asume you have kids).

      pat_riot@lemmy.todayP This user is from outside of this forum
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      I suppose it's not so bad spawning a few minor Riots.

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      • K [email protected]

        (Let's asume you have kids).

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        As long as they don't become Swedish and take a culinary career they should be fine.

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          (Let's asume you have kids).

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          Probably kinda normal tbh

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          • T [email protected]

            If you prefer, we can make jokes about how you don't have a username(or a surname for that matter).

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            #120

            I do prefer that joke, yes, it's a classic.

            Eh? Eh?

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            • kescusay@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

              Le plus drôle c'est que je parle français. Très amusant, n'est-ce pas?

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              Hon hon hon

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                (Let's asume you have kids).

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                #122

                They will carry the greatest name one could carry. Do you know who I am.

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                  (Let's asume you have kids).

                  porksnort@slrpnk.netP This user is from outside of this forum
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                  If I were rich enough, my kids wouldn’t care. Money brings all the boys to the yard.

                  That’s Mr. Porksnort to you, peasant.

                  Since I am not rich enough to leave an inheritance, my kids will just hate me the usual amount.

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                    (Let's asume you have kids).

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                    #124

                    Do they get all my usernames, or just the one on Lemmy?

                    On the upside, I think this username wouldn't be hard to spell out for people. There's no downside, mine is a perfect username.

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                    • S [email protected]

                      Just make their middle name not.

                      The. It's Steve Not Notsteve!

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                      #125

                      That's perfect!

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                      • N [email protected]

                        They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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                        #126

                        And they'd be mad about inheriting my poor vision.

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                          (Let's asume you have kids).

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                          #127

                          Probably slightly less than they already do.

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                            #128

                            meh not that bad compared to most other names

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                            • K [email protected]

                              (Let's asume you have kids).

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                              That will entirely depend on people remembering JarJar Binks so I don't know

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                                #130

                                Not bad…. Not bad

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                                  (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                  It's... ok?

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                                    That will entirely depend on people remembering JarJar Binks so I don't know

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                                    Just say "only the 90s kids remember Jar Jar Bings!" and everyone else will forget. Well the 4th movie at least they will still remember 5 and 6.

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                                    • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                      I don't have kids, but I imagine they'd be pissed to have to write out such a long name: Jennifer Grasshopper_Mouse? That shit would go aaaaall the way across the page.

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                                      My surname has 14 characters. My full name has 23. Forms suck.

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                                        (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                        Hate-on for musical Mermaid Deadpool?

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                                          If you’re still using some old and insecure encryption, you’re basically inviting the kids to practice their skills with your WLAN. If you notice that they’ve figured out how to crack WEP, it’s time to move on to WPA and see how long it takes them to find a way in.

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