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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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    (Let's asume you have kids).

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    Probably not too much

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      I'd imagine that mine would end up like royal names, I'm the weirdest cunt, my child would be the 2nd weirdest cunt and so on

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      There was a king called “Cnut” - English/Danish name.

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      • K [email protected]

        (Let's asume you have kids).

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        They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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          (Let's asume you have kids).

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          I don't get it

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          • K [email protected]

            (Let's asume you have kids).

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            #106

            Not at all

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            • P [email protected]

              I don't get it

              goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG This user is from outside of this forum
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              #107

              Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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                They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

                goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG This user is from outside of this forum
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                #108

                Honestly i would join you in the lifestyle

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                • K [email protected]

                  (Let's asume you have kids).

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                  They will dread everything free

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                  • K [email protected]

                    (Let's asume you have kids).

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                    As long as they find their own pocket rocks, I think we're peachy.

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                    • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

                      Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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                      #111

                      Sir Goldholz

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                      • meekah@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                        Sir Goldholz

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                        Yeah. Is not that bad

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                        • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

                          Yeah. Is not that bad

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                          I'm just joking about you mistyping "surname"

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                          • K [email protected]

                            (Let's asume you have kids).

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                            This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

                            I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

                            Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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                              This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

                              I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

                              Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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                              #115

                              My surname is basically the state of being drunk. Coming from a family full of alcoholics, that’s fitting.

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                              • N [email protected]

                                literally using my surname as my username RN

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                                Captain 🫡

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                                • K [email protected]

                                  (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                  I suppose it's not so bad spawning a few minor Riots.

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                                  • K [email protected]

                                    (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                    As long as they don't become Swedish and take a culinary career they should be fine.

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                                    • K [email protected]

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                                      Probably kinda normal tbh

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                                      • T [email protected]

                                        If you prefer, we can make jokes about how you don't have a username(or a surname for that matter).

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                                        #120

                                        I do prefer that joke, yes, it's a classic.

                                        Eh? Eh?

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                                        • kescusay@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                          Le plus drôle c'est que je parle français. Très amusant, n'est-ce pas?

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                                          #121

                                          Hon hon hon

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