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  • B [email protected]

    It's probably a stomach ache

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    I think it's more like a heartache.

    In either sense. Either just having a broken heart and wanting comfort food or a cardiovascular emergency.

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      Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was "if that's what you need to do, then do it". Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn't even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.

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        The Mayo factory quality control?

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        • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

          If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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          the one person who downvoted you is uncultured

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            I feel called out by this

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            Yet you still managed to get crabs. Kudos?

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              I watched this twice

              What is wrong with me

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              • C [email protected]

                God, I miss the Netherlands.

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                You're welcome to come over, I promise border control will be civilized. 😁

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                • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                  Yet you still managed to get crabs. Kudos?

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                  I think that was from when I got some undies from the lost and found

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