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  • S [email protected]

    Then I don't see the problem in shitting during peeing.

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    The problem is your bathroom timeline just changed. That's a face of consternation because a 1 minute excursion has turned into at least 5 minutes.

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    • Z [email protected]

      Now add rows and columns for:

      • cumming
      • vomiting
      • bleeding
      • menstruating
      • dying
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      And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever

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      • R [email protected]

        Ok, so I just made up always be shitting as definitely being a thing. Damnit. It felt so real.

        Thanks for the rec though!

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        #59

        Great movie.

        I haven't seen it, but Bill Burr, Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, and Michael McKean were just recently in a Broadway run of it. I can't imagine it being anything short of amazing.

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        • P [email protected]

          Great movie.

          I haven't seen it, but Bill Burr, Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, and Michael McKean were just recently in a Broadway run of it. I can't imagine it being anything short of amazing.

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          Cool, thanks for seconding. I think I'll watch it tonight!

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          • Z [email protected]

            Now add rows and columns for:

            • cumming
            • vomiting
            • bleeding
            • menstruating
            • dying
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            No, add these as new dimensions and make it a matrix so we can have pissing while shitting while cumming while dying

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            • T [email protected]

              No, add these as new dimensions and make it a matrix so we can have pissing while shitting while cumming while dying

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              The hypercube of gross.

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              • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]
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                #63

                My version of this would have the smiley face in every square.

                It's good to be alive!

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                • Q [email protected]

                  The problem is your bathroom timeline just changed. That's a face of consternation because a 1 minute excursion has turned into at least 5 minutes.

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                  #64

                  Oh, I see. I read my saved articles in the bathroom so it takes me around 184 minutes regardless of what my initial purpose was anyway.

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                    Great movie.

                    I haven't seen it, but Bill Burr, Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, and Michael McKean were just recently in a Broadway run of it. I can't imagine it being anything short of amazing.

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                    You know, it's kind of funny Jack Lemmon is in it. You think the names Jack and (Liz) Lemmon from 30 Rock are a tribute?

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                    • rustyfish@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                      Soon or later this will be you:

                      Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.

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                      God I hope someone reads your comment, laughs and accidentally shits and lives the very moment you are describing.
                      Just staring at the face they are now making.

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                        Farting while pissing is awesome.

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                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                          Babe, everytime I fart, I piss and shit myself.

                          "There's literally nothing wrong with that."

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                          Maybe they're a docter

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                            Maybe they're a docter

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                            I don't think it's healthy for doctors to soil themselves when they fart, either, but I'll leave it to the experts.

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                              Farting while pissing is awesome.

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                              why not all 3, pooping farting and pissing.

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                                why not all 3, pooping farting and pissing.

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                                Just not as satisfying, especially while standing.

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                                  No, add these as new dimensions and make it a matrix so we can have pissing while shitting while cumming while dying

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                                  Elvis-Mode?

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                                    Farting while pissing is awesome.

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                                    Brother you've got my upvote

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                                      And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever

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                                      sheezing

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                                      • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                        My version of this would have the smiley face in every square.

                                        It's good to be alive!

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                                        it's all smiles so long as you're sitting on the toilet, anything involving shitting is never smiles if you're not on the toilet

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                                          you can see the autistic vibrations in the pee stream

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                                          the autism leaving my body as i take a piss

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