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  • L [email protected]

    Maybe they're a docter

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    I don't think it's healthy for doctors to soil themselves when they fart, either, but I'll leave it to the experts.

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      Farting while pissing is awesome.

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      why not all 3, pooping farting and pissing.

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        why not all 3, pooping farting and pissing.

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        Just not as satisfying, especially while standing.

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        • T [email protected]

          No, add these as new dimensions and make it a matrix so we can have pissing while shitting while cumming while dying

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          Elvis-Mode?

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          • A [email protected]

            Farting while pissing is awesome.

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            Brother you've got my upvote

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            • C [email protected]

              And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever

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              sheezing

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              • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                My version of this would have the smiley face in every square.

                It's good to be alive!

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                it's all smiles so long as you're sitting on the toilet, anything involving shitting is never smiles if you're not on the toilet

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                  you can see the autistic vibrations in the pee stream

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                  the autism leaving my body as i take a piss

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                  • D [email protected]

                    Cheap or processed red meat.
                    Steaks, etc, are fine but stuff like cheap burgers or the packaged sliced meat from supermarkets are a no no.

                    The tricky thing was I could have a cheap burger every day for a week and it would be ok. Or just one the next week and it felt like the world was falling out of my arsehole and mouth.

                    In the end my doctor instructed me to go on a diet to eliminate different foods and drinks. A month with no caffeine, a month with no fried food, a month with no alcohol, etc etc. It was only when I got to the month of no red meat that it all stopped.

                    I can still eat red meat but it needs to be good stuff. No mince, no 'beef' pizzas and so on.

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                    any idea what specifically about the cheaper stuff does it? sounds incredibly strange for mince to magically make you sick

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                    • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

                      the autism leaving my body as i take a piss

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                      don't forget to keep your autism hydrated and drink the piss

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                      • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

                        it's all smiles so long as you're sitting on the toilet, anything involving shitting is never smiles if you're not on the toilet

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                        Excellent point!

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