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      Email recap never comes. Miss out on key decision points. Attend next meeting. Nothing is agreed just talk for the sake of talking. Objections disregarded. Side meeting happens without you. Key points agreed with management in your absence. You're just a cog in a giant hamster wheel. Not even the hamster. Cry at night.

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        Meetings are the viable alternative to work. Meetings that you don't need to contribute to are even better. Take a break. Catch some zees.

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        • almacca@aussie.zoneA [email protected]

          Meetings are the viable alternative to work. Meetings that you don't need to contribute to are even better. Take a break. Catch some zees.

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          go to meetings to avoid other meetings

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            I'm sorry, is this some corposhittery I can't relate to due to me being an enlightened SME-guy? (My salary is 3 months past due because of the company's financial struggle)

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              You don't really want to tell your boss "I don't add value!".

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                Meetings are the viable alternative to work. Meetings that you don't need to contribute to are even better. Take a break. Catch some zees.

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                That’s how I look at it. You want to pay me to go to a meeting that could’ve been an email? Ok! Bet!

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                  "What is the purpose of this meeting and why do I need to be included" is a perfectly polite series of words to use. The wording matters far less than the tone of voice.

                  I vastly prefer clear and direct questions over the reply that sounds passive aggressive from the very beginning.

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                    "What is the purpose of this meeting and why do I need to be included" is a perfectly polite series of words to use. The wording matters far less than the tone of voice.

                    I vastly prefer clear and direct questions over the reply that sounds passive aggressive from the very beginning.

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                    I wouldn’t say “perfectly” polite, but it’s definitely not offensive.

                    The response in the OP definitely doesn’t need further tonal clarification, though. It’s tough for anyone to classify that response as hostile.

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                      Email recap never comes. Miss out on key decision points. Attend next meeting. Nothing is agreed just talk for the sake of talking. Objections disregarded. Side meeting happens without you. Key points agreed with management in your absence. You're just a cog in a giant hamster wheel. Not even the hamster. Cry at night.

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                      Cry at night.

                      That would imply that I care. I wouldn't recommend caring.

                      I'm here for the income, not the outcome. You want to pay me then disregard my advice? That's cool. Check still clears.

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                        Fluent in corporate speech 101.

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                          You don't really want to tell your boss "I don't add value!".

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                          If you are hired to sit at meetings, not adding value to them is indeed a very severe issue.

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                            Or just preemptively reply with the second bit.

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                              go to meetings to avoid other meetings

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                              I go to meetings so I don't have to work

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                              • almacca@aussie.zoneA [email protected]

                                Meetings are the viable alternative to work. Meetings that you don't need to contribute to are even better. Take a break. Catch some zees.

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                                Problem is, that the work is still there after the meeting

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                                  Problem is, that the work is still there after the meeting

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                                  Are you paid by how much work you get done or by the hour?

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                                    Problem is, that the work is still there after the meeting

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                                    This is definitely a difference between people that believe the work they do is important and people just punching a clock.

                                    I teach at a community college (salaried) and my partner works as staff in the same school (hourly). She works her ass off, but when she gets to the end of the day, she is done and leaves work at the office, so attending meetings is no big deal to her. Meanwhile, I've gotten involved enough in peripheral committee work that I regularly stay up working until 1AM because there are literally not enough hours in the day to get done what needs to get done. I could try to leave work at work, but I'd be hanging students and fellow instructors out to dry, so that's not always an option.

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                                      Fluent in corporate speech 101.

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                                      Seriously is there a class I can take, because it's like I'm speaking an alternate language at work and no one there understands what I'm saying

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                                      • nielsbohron@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                                        This is definitely a difference between people that believe the work they do is important and people just punching a clock.

                                        I teach at a community college (salaried) and my partner works as staff in the same school (hourly). She works her ass off, but when she gets to the end of the day, she is done and leaves work at the office, so attending meetings is no big deal to her. Meanwhile, I've gotten involved enough in peripheral committee work that I regularly stay up working until 1AM because there are literally not enough hours in the day to get done what needs to get done. I could try to leave work at work, but I'd be hanging students and fellow instructors out to dry, so that's not always an option.

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                                        I could try to leave work at work, but I'd be hanging students and fellow instructors out to dry, so that's not always an option.

                                        Not your problem that your college hasn't decided to fund enough positions to get things done within the workday.

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                                          Such corpo bullshit, do it the Scandinavian way, I don't think this meeting is for me, have a good meeting though. Done and done

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