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    Bonus points if you instead say she is being hysterical.

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    Some females respond better to positive reinforcement. Ask her to give you a little spin/twirl to break the tension and get her moving.

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      Every day here and I don't even have ovaries!

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      Possibly like "false pregnancy" in dogs?

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        Possibly like "false pregnancy" in dogs?

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        I'm in heat thanks to climate change.

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          My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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          Pretty sure that's my first gag-upvote. Thanks, I guess.

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            Some females respond better to positive reinforcement. Ask her to give you a little spin/twirl to break the tension and get her moving.

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            I saw the reply in my inbox and had a reaction to "females" there, like "ugh, not one of THESE folks who still talk like that." Because I didn't remember the nature of this thread until I got back into the comments šŸ™‚

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              We all love some good ol' mansplainimg.

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                We all love some good ol' mansplainimg.

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                I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries! šŸ˜

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                  But why would you?

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                  Road trip nachos. The cheese only melts when you get into Death Valley.

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                    I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries! šŸ˜

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                    Vacuuming? Are you ovulating or something?

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                      I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries! šŸ˜

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                      So you just like to suck then? šŸ˜‰

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                        Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed

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                        Can confirm, was stabbed.

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