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    Every day here and I don't even have ovaries!

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    Possibly like "false pregnancy" in dogs?

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      Possibly like "false pregnancy" in dogs?

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      I'm in heat thanks to climate change.

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        My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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        Pretty sure that's my first gag-upvote. Thanks, I guess.

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        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

          Some females respond better to positive reinforcement. Ask her to give you a little spin/twirl to break the tension and get her moving.

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          I saw the reply in my inbox and had a reaction to "females" there, like "ugh, not one of THESE folks who still talk like that." Because I didn't remember the nature of this thread until I got back into the comments šŸ™‚

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            We all love some good ol' mansplainimg.

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              We all love some good ol' mansplainimg.

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              I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries! šŸ˜

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                But why would you?

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                Road trip nachos. The cheese only melts when you get into Death Valley.

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                  I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries! šŸ˜

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                  Vacuuming? Are you ovulating or something?

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                    I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries! šŸ˜

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                    So you just like to suck then? šŸ˜‰

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                      Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed

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                      Can confirm, was stabbed.

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