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    Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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    Hi. Welcome to the Internet.

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      We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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      That shoe one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women's shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.

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        Suckers gonna suck

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          We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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          Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.

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            We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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            I like the idea that these are all steps to one process. Like, you gotta steal her shoe and some hair and pins, and the best distraction is with cheese.

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              Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?

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              It's typo progressive for him. He's the "your wife shouldn't get wet" type.

              Edit: autocorrect fail in the worst/best way there

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                Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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                Kids these days don’t remember the internet before /s, where you had to use context to tell of someone was being sarcastic or not.

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                • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                  no wonder it didn't work, that's not even cheese

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                  Nilered did a video on this, it's technically at least cheese-adjacent

                  https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o

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                    I feel sorry for any guy dumb enough to try this. Also my friends mom when i was 13 vacuumed every day and rearranged all furniture and vacuumed behind everything once a week.

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                      Rings true to me. My wife never vacuums and is past menopause.

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                        My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

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                        • asidonhopo@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                          Nilered did a video on this, it's technically at least cheese-adjacent

                          https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o

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                          i mean, so is grass

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                            Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

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                            No relation.

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                            • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

                              This has to be satire.

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                              I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell 😕

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                                My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

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                                I pretty much always want pasta... Maybe I'm always experiencing menses.

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                                  I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell 😕

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                                  There’s lots of really fucking stupid people out there so who knows.

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                                    My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

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                                    hang on, I feel there could be false positives there. Did she ever want pasta when she wasn't on her period?

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                                      Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.

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                                        We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                        Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.

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                                        • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                                          Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.

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                                          I read that as "a slice of milk" and like. Technically yeah it's not wrong

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