Foolproof advice
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I feel sorry for any guy dumb enough to try this. Also my friends mom when i was 13 vacuumed every day and rearranged all furniture and vacuumed behind everything once a week.
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Rings true to me. My wife never vacuums and is past menopause.
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My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.
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Nilered did a video on this, it's technically at least cheese-adjacent
i mean, so is grass
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Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.
No relation.
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This has to be satire.
I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell
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My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.
I pretty much always want pasta... Maybe I'm always experiencing menses.
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I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell
There’s lots of really fucking stupid people out there so who knows.
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My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.
hang on, I feel there could be false positives there. Did she ever want pasta when she wasn't on her period?
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Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.
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Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.
I read that as "a slice of milk" and like. Technically yeah it's not wrong
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That shoe one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women's shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.
If they were all the same size, perhaps amputee?
Or maybe a really specific fetish.
Maybe both.
Quite possibly a question best left unanswered, at least until you no longer live there
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This has to be satire.
I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting
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Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.
once with a women. Trust me.
Stop bragging
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I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting
wrote last edited by [email protected]I understand the user is using this as a shitpost but that doesn’t mean the original content was for sure satire. It could also just be written by an idiot. Shitposts and idiot generated content are not mutually exclusive.
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Hi. Welcome to the Internet.
Have a look around
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
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TIL I ovulate every Sunday
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Damn I guess I’ve never ovulated in my life
