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there's no escape! brew another cup!

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  • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

    I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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    No no, ffmpeg is completely different! It refers to two women pegging a man.

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    • digger@lemmy.caD [email protected]

      Here's the real question... What licenses are the wheel and door using?

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      The door is obviously open. Not sure about the wheel, though…

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      • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

        rust is a terrible material for wheels. Corrosion is not usually a good thing.

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        You just have to rebrand it as "iron-based ceramic".

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          But it's not memory safe!!

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          I know!! How can Jigsaw claim it "works fine"? He'd probably say something like "it's battle-tested and state of the art." What does that even mean??

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            Close. Final Fantasy 1000. It's a game that's fallen through a time hole from the future and contains technology that can do absolutely anything to anyone, including that.

            Why? It's a nineteenth-stage capitalist thing. Something about gods of wealth, insatiable hunger and first-borns.

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            I wanted to propose that WH40K make a new Chaos God of Capitalism...and then I thought about for 5 seconds and realized they did. The Emperor. The Emperor is a god of capitalism. Which is an interesting (to me) perspective on the franchise. So, thanks for that random completely unrelated Lemmy comment.

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              You just have to rebrand it as "iron-based ceramic".

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              I shudder at the thought of potholes.

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              • ironkrill@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                No no, ffmpeg is completely different! It refers to two women pegging a man.

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                That is horrible! How ridiculous and just horrible! What’s the url so I know what to stay away from?

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                • ironkrill@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                  No no, ffmpeg is completely different! It refers to two women pegging a man.

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                  I volunteer as tribute! (Anything, anything, is worth having two girls blow you. My god, it's full of stars.)

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                  • 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub0 [email protected]

                    Listen here, "bro". "Fine" is well below my standard, ok?? The world wasn't built on "fine", now was it? No! It wasn't! ᶠᶦⁿᵉ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ ᶠᶠˢ ⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁽ᵗʳᵃᶦˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵘᵐᵇˡᵉˢ⁾

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                    Back half of that comment is the start of a Cave Johnson rant.

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                      Have you ever used wheel-el in emacs? It really sets a high bar.

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                      • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        I bet the wheel would be better if it was written in Rust.

                        (Disclaimer: I have never actually written Rust.)

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                        Look, I'm not saying the wheel is wrong. It rotates, but what if two people try to turn the wheel at the same time, in opposite directions?

                        What if—instead of risking misuse of the wheel—we have a my_wheel::Wheel, which only one person can rotate at any given time? The multiverse could enforce this safety at compile time by making it impossible for there to exist a universe where two people both think they own the right to rotate the wheel. In fact, it could even make it impossible for me to lend out the wheel to more than one person at a time.

                        And, maybe... we could make the wheel even better. Cars rest on top of wheels, sure. But what if I wanted to make a car that rests on top of other cars? If we rotate the super-car's wheels, we don't want to make the sub-cars flap around—we want the sub-car wheels to rotate. It would be more future-proof to make a Wheel trait, then to make RubberTyre implement Wheel. Then, if we ever needed to make cars into wheels, we could have them also implement Wheel—but delegate the responsibility of rotating to their own wheels.

                        In fact, we should make it into a whole library. Our other projects could need wheels. Mr. Mittens might need them eventually!

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                          You just gave me flashbacks to that abomination of a programming language they call sqf.

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                          I hate for asking, but can you grace us with a hello world in squeef?

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                            But it's not memory safe!!

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                            *passes Valgrind*

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                              The door is obviously open. Not sure about the wheel, though…

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                              And remember open does not imply free

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                                There is a whole extra spoke in the wheel. Look, I'm not gonna reinvent it... I just... need to... adjust some values... and there! Look, its fine.

                                Wait.

                                Why is it wobbling like that?

                                Hold on, I just need to get rid of this other spoke...

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                                  Developer: Kill me if you must but i've turned the wheel into a modular service called systemd-wheel

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                                    Hmm... How many significant figures of pi was it made to?

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                                    • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      I bet the wheel would be better if it was written in Rust.

                                      (Disclaimer: I have never actually written Rust.)

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                                      Disclaimer: I have never actually written Rust.

                                      neither have most of the people advocating for (or against) rewriting stuff in Rust lol

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                                        Developer: Kill me if you must but i've turned the wheel into a modular service called systemd-wheel

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                                        Investor: Can the wheel be made into a subscription service?

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                                          unjerk: pretty bold to compare software to a wheel. it's more so like some roughly rollable shape which is why some people think they can make it more rollable, and yes those people fail from time to time

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