there's no escape! brew another cup!
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You just gave me flashbacks to that abomination of a programming language they call sqf.
Does that stand for SQL WTF?
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Hmm... How many significant figures of pi was it made to?
Astronomer: “Eh, I guess pi is close enough to 10. Let’s just use that.”
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Hmm... How many significant figures of pi was it made to?
Gotta make that configurable now
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That is horrible! How ridiculous and just horrible! What’s the url so I know what to stay away from?
I don't know what the url is, but I remember as a wee child exploring the internet before pictures were quick to load, and the text was all we had, finding a story about a wife discovering her husband sexting with another woman. They proceeded to surprise him, and yes, a strap-on was pulled from a bag. The only phrase from the story that I can recall was him describing it as a telephone pole being shoved up his ass.
...I've never been able to find it again. If you find such a thing, don't ever let it escape you.
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I’m thinking WaaS
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I’m thinking WaaS
Circular thinking
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Disclaimer: I have never actually written Rust.
neither have most of the people advocating for (or against) rewriting stuff in Rust lol
I'll have you know, I've started several projects in Rust!
Only to realize I don't have time to do unpaid work even if it IS fun.
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Just putting the finishing touches on GNAW (Gnaw's Not A Wheel)
That name may be taken, depending on how you look at it! Game developer Tim Cain wrote an OS abstraction library called GNW (GNW's not Windows). That allowed games like Fallout to be built for DOS, Windows, and Mac without major changes.
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Hmmm what if this wheel could roll itself? If we use the power of 7 suns we could put
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Look, I'm not saying the wheel is wrong. It rotates, but what if two people try to turn the wheel at the same time, in opposite directions?
What if—instead of risking misuse of the wheel—we have a
my_wheel::Wheel, which only one person can rotate at any given time? The multiverse could enforce this safety at compile time by making it impossible for there to exist a universe where two people both think they own the right to rotate the wheel. In fact, it could even make it impossible for me to lend out the wheel to more than one person at a time.And, maybe... we could make the wheel even better. Cars rest on top of wheels, sure. But what if I wanted to make a car that rests on top of other cars? If we rotate the super-car's wheels, we don't want to make the sub-cars flap around—we want the sub-car wheels to rotate. It would be more future-proof to make a
Wheeltrait, then to makeRubberTyreimplementWheel. Then, if we ever needed to make cars into wheels, we could have them also implementWheel—but delegate the responsibility of rotating to their own wheels.In fact, we should make it into a whole library. Our other projects could need wheels. Mr. Mittens might need them eventually!
If the goal is speed then just use a few turbofish.
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Developer: Kill me if you must but i've turned the wheel into a modular service called systemd-wheel
GNOME developer: "Stop forcing us to use wheels! Why can't you just import GTK in your project?"
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unjerk: pretty bold to compare software to a wheel. it's more so like some roughly rollable shape which is why some people think they can make it more rollable, and yes those people fail from time to time
Yes, let's not reinvent any wheels to save time and money. What? Why do you have to use three different screens from two different applications to get the information you need for one shipment invoice? Because we didn't reinvent any wheels. You're welcome.
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Does the wheel fall under any cumbersome non free licenses or patents? If I want to modify this wheel to suit my needs, then share that work and information with others, am I free to do so?
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Sure wheel 7 and wheel 10 were Ok, but wheel 11 is crap.
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Joke's on you, the wheel was reinvented plenty of times.
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All those wheels made without any unit tests. What was humanity thinking?
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Does the wheel fall under any cumbersome non free licenses or patents? If I want to modify this wheel to suit my needs, then share that work and information with others, am I free to do so?
The wheel is Open Domain and does not belong to anyone.
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"Or as I've recently taken to calling it, saw plus trap"
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As if I don't have a stash of previously reinvented wheels to choose from in my personal code. Buuuut, who can resist reinventing the wheel for the 25th time?
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One of the worst parts about this is that I would never have thought about reinventing it until he told me not to.
Bloody reverse psychology still working on me.
