Amazon Restricted Vaginal Health Products for Being ‘Potentially Embarrassing’
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Funny story… had a friend who was very early adopter of the Amazon Alexa devices. Me being a nerd knew all the things it could do including ordering things on Amazon so I proceeded to say “Alexa, order a 55gal drum of KY jelly” to order a 55gal drum of lube. He had to go into Amazon to cancel the order (I also knew how to do that so I wasn’t worried) but the suggestions he got for the longest time were hilarious.
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I actually bought a sex toy on Amazon a week ago and I was pissed that they asked for my driver's license to purchase it. WTF? What a screwed up country we live in.
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I did not expect this much detail on this topic. There were discussions about detergents and such in another thread. And the logic is exactly the same.
Dont ship water.
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You should probably lube the outside after placing it in it's position as well.
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I disagree. The human body is mostly water. Water is slightly diamagnetic. Therefore, a sufficiently strong magnet is capable of levitating a human body off the ground.
Magnets can definitely have an effect, just not at puny neodymium magnet levels!
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Fuck Amazon but it would be nice if we had an FDA to get rid of this crank magnet health product that WIRED is promoting.
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Once I order tampons on Amazon. They just put a shipping label directly on a single box.
I’m not embarrassed by stuff like that, but how weird.
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I suspect the barrel of lube is largely a joke.
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I think a lot of people are confused by this. If you order sex toys on Amazon, they don't then flood your feed with more sex toys because they have it marked as "embarrassing." I think the article is saying this product got a similar classification, not that it isn't available.
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You just gave me an idea for the worlds fastest slip-n-slide, actually.
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Go ahead and search the word dildo into Amazon.
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Wait, vag magnets are pseudoscience?! My partner has an entire data center's worth of HDD magnets up hers to ward the evil crotch spirits away!
/s
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You better tag me when you make a post here a year from now that you've made it into the book of guiness world records. I don't wanna miss that.
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We also renamed the Cockerel to Rooster.
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That's the advanced cutting edge AI recommendation system for you. Oh, you just bought a fridge and a large TV? Here are fifty more fridges and large TVs that would be great for your fridge and large TV collection! And also a cheap Chinese knockoff impact drill, because they paid us to show it to people searching for fridges, TVs, jewelry, mineral water and potting soil!
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wait....is pillowpants real?!
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This isn’t fair at all, some of us bathe in that stuff
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A magnet sufficiently strong enough to levitate a human based on the water in the body is more likely to remove the water from the body instead.
I have a strong but as of yet untested theory that no human will ever levitate based magnitized internal human water.
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It works on frogs. The force is distributed over the whole body, so it's no worse than gravity is on our bodies.
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