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I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them

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  • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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    I've heard of many catholics, but I ain't never seen no "cathol. We got an epidemic, people: people who like cats but don't understand word endings. They're probably "over-workholled".

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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist... Uh... 🤔 I think that's all of 'em.

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      Really, it's more like Orange, Yuge Boi, and Not-Orange

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      • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

        Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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        you forgot that one in the Shrek movie

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        • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

          Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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          Longcat

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          • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

            Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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            Long cat, ceiling cat...

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            • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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              Easy.

              pspspsps

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              • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭

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                • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                  Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

                  Most common states are:

                  • spaced outie
                  • zoomie
                  • the observer
                  • butt-lick
                  • carnage from the void
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                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                    Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist... Uh... 🤔 I think that's all of 'em.

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                    Rotisserie chicken

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                    • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                      I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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                      • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                        "You're lion"

                        "no i'm not"

                        "ja u ar"

                        "no i'm not"

                        "cheetah"

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                          I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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                          I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

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                          • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                            Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

                            Most common states are:

                            • spaced outie
                            • zoomie
                            • the observer
                            • butt-lick
                            • carnage from the void
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                            There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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                              "You're lion"

                              "no i'm not"

                              "ja u ar"

                              "no i'm not"

                              "cheetah"

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                              Ches. hired.

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                              • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                                I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

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                                Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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                                  Long cat, ceiling cat...

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                                  Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                                    Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                                    Can I haz cheeseburger cat, no touch da fishy cat…

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                                    • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                                      There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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                                      That is "zoomie"

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                                        Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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                                        Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😡

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                                        • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                                          I can't even remember all the names I've called my own two cats. There are just too many...

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