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I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them

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  • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

    Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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    you forgot that one in the Shrek movie

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    • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

      Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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      Longcat

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      • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

        Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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        Long cat, ceiling cat...

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        • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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          Easy.

          pspspsps

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            I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭

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            • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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              Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

              Most common states are:

              • spaced outie
              • zoomie
              • the observer
              • butt-lick
              • carnage from the void
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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist... Uh... 🤔 I think that's all of 'em.

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                Rotisserie chicken

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                • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                  I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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                  • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                    "You're lion"

                    "no i'm not"

                    "ja u ar"

                    "no i'm not"

                    "cheetah"

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                      I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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                      I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

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                      • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

                        Most common states are:

                        • spaced outie
                        • zoomie
                        • the observer
                        • butt-lick
                        • carnage from the void
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                        There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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                          "You're lion"

                          "no i'm not"

                          "ja u ar"

                          "no i'm not"

                          "cheetah"

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                          Ches. hired.

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                          • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                            I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

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                            Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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                              Long cat, ceiling cat...

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                              Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                                Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                                Can I haz cheeseburger cat, no touch da fishy cat…

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                                • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                                  There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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                                  That is "zoomie"

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                                    Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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                                    Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😡

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                                    • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                                      I can't even remember all the names I've called my own two cats. There are just too many...

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                                      • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                        Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😡

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                                        I didn't ask for this 😭

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                                        • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                                          Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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                                          Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat

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