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I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them

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  • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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    Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

    Most common states are:

    • spaced outie
    • zoomie
    • the observer
    • butt-lick
    • carnage from the void
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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist... Uh... 🤔 I think that's all of 'em.

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      Rotisserie chicken

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      • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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        I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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        • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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          "You're lion"

          "no i'm not"

          "ja u ar"

          "no i'm not"

          "cheetah"

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            I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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            I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

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            • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

              Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

              Most common states are:

              • spaced outie
              • zoomie
              • the observer
              • butt-lick
              • carnage from the void
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              There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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                "You're lion"

                "no i'm not"

                "ja u ar"

                "no i'm not"

                "cheetah"

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                Ches. hired.

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                • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                  I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

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                  Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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                    Long cat, ceiling cat...

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                    Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                      Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                      Can I haz cheeseburger cat, no touch da fishy cat…

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                      • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                        There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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                        That is "zoomie"

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                          Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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                          Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😡

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                          • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                            I can't even remember all the names I've called my own two cats. There are just too many...

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                            • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                              Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😡

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                              I didn't ask for this 😭

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                              • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                                Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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                                Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat

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                                  #29

                                  standard issue

                                  orange

                                  void

                                  floof

                                  ron perlman

                                  tuxedo

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                                    Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                                    Bongo cat, Cake the cat, that cat gang that’s dropping their new album…

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                                      I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭

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                                      I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!

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                                        standard issue

                                        orange

                                        void

                                        floof

                                        ron perlman

                                        tuxedo

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                                        #32

                                        What about naked?

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                                          What about naked?

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                                          i guess i am not a true catholic afterall

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