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I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them

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    I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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    • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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      "You're lion"

      "no i'm not"

      "ja u ar"

      "no i'm not"

      "cheetah"

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        I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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        I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search ā€œbridgesā€ > request bridges)

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        • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

          Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

          Most common states are:

          • spaced outie
          • zoomie
          • the observer
          • butt-lick
          • carnage from the void
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          There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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            "You're lion"

            "no i'm not"

            "ja u ar"

            "no i'm not"

            "cheetah"

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            Ches. hired.

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            • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

              I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search ā€œbridgesā€ > request bridges)

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              Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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                Long cat, ceiling cat...

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                Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                  Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                  Can I haz cheeseburger cat, no touch da fishy cat…

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                  • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                    There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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                    That is "zoomie"

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                      Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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                      Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😔

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                      • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                        I can't even remember all the names I've called my own two cats. There are just too many...

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                        • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                          Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😔

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                          I didn't ask for this 😭

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                          • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                            Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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                            Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat

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                              standard issue

                              orange

                              void

                              floof

                              ron perlman

                              tuxedo

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                                Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                                Bongo cat, Cake the cat, that cat gang that’s dropping their new album…

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                                  I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭

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                                  I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!

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                                    standard issue

                                    orange

                                    void

                                    floof

                                    ron perlman

                                    tuxedo

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                                    What about naked?

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                                      What about naked?

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                                      i guess i am not a true catholic afterall

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                                        • Garfield
                                        • Tom
                                        • Puss in boots
                                        • The one in the hat
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                                        • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM [email protected]
                                          • Garfield
                                          • Tom
                                          • Puss in boots
                                          • The one in the hat
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                                          you forgot one, and he's on his way to your house right now.

                                          1000001875

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