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I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them

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    "You're lion"

    "no i'm not"

    "ja u ar"

    "no i'm not"

    "cheetah"

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      I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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      I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search ā€œbridgesā€ > request bridges)

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      • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

        Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

        Most common states are:

        • spaced outie
        • zoomie
        • the observer
        • butt-lick
        • carnage from the void
        frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF This user is from outside of this forum
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        There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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          "You're lion"

          "no i'm not"

          "ja u ar"

          "no i'm not"

          "cheetah"

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          Ches. hired.

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          • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

            I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search ā€œbridgesā€ > request bridges)

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            Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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              Long cat, ceiling cat...

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              Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                Can I haz cheeseburger cat, no touch da fishy cat…

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                • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                  There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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                  That is "zoomie"

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                    Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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                    Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😔

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                    • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                      I can't even remember all the names I've called my own two cats. There are just too many...

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                      • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                        Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😔

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                        I didn't ask for this 😭

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                        • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                          Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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                          Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat

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                          • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                            standard issue

                            orange

                            void

                            floof

                            ron perlman

                            tuxedo

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                              Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                              Bongo cat, Cake the cat, that cat gang that’s dropping their new album…

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                                I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭

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                                I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!

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                                  standard issue

                                  orange

                                  void

                                  floof

                                  ron perlman

                                  tuxedo

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                                  What about naked?

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                                    What about naked?

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                                    i guess i am not a true catholic afterall

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                                    • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                                      • Garfield
                                      • Tom
                                      • Puss in boots
                                      • The one in the hat
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                                      • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM [email protected]
                                        • Garfield
                                        • Tom
                                        • Puss in boots
                                        • The one in the hat
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                                        you forgot one, and he's on his way to your house right now.

                                        1000001875

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                                          standard issue

                                          orange

                                          void

                                          floof

                                          ron perlman

                                          tuxedo

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                                          You forgot the Adam Driver cats.

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